Due to the overabundance of time that was spent developing this site, and because of an eruption of e-mails I've received regarding this matter, I figured it was time to create some sort of autobiographical something to extinguish any mystery surrounding my life.I'll try to keep it brief.
I was born a long time ago. I spent the bulk of my childhood in private schools, sheltered from the world. This probably contributed to my decision to attend a huge university. With 35,000 students (none of whom I knew when I arrived), I couldn't go wrong. I spent four years drinking too much and meeting hundreds of people I will never remember.
Once I graduated, I was lost. In despair over departing from the irresponsible life of college, I escaped to Atlanta where I worked in sales, customer service, and project management respectively. Down to the last second, I detested customer service. To this day, I don't know how I avoided saying to someone, "What's the matter with you, you festering baboon? Don't you get this? How can you be such a complete moron?" Sales and project management I tolerated but was always getting irritated at the grotesque lack of a creative release. I lived in Atlanta (alone, with my cat) for about 4 years. My folks were comfortably several hundred miles away and we got along swimmingly.
Somewhere between then and now, I found myself unemployed and living with my parents. I don't quite know how this came about, but I do know that for a while there, life pretty much sucked.
Because life was one series of catastrophes after another, I decided that I needed to do something with myself other than look for employment. The outcome of which was this site.
Eight months after leaving my last job, some kind soul hired me (last December) to design ads, promotions, brochures, etc. I am also responsible for coming up with future promotions to perpetuate the business and its well-being. This has become quite a challenge as of late which is why I am not ruling out the possibility of doing web site design for a living (hint, hint… nudge, nudge). I have also, on many occasions, considered maxxing out my Visa and running off to Australia with my animals. Usually, those are fleeting thoughts but don't be too terribly surprised if I escape sometime in the near future.
Now, I am living in some undisclosed town in America with too many animals who don't get along and a neighbor who thinks I'm Satan. She might be right.
I taught myself HTML about 6 months ago. I went a little nuts with Adobe Photoshop and now you have version 4 or so of this site. The content has and will always remain a compilation of my thoughts, opinions, and skewed realities.
I have a terrible memory, too much time on my hands, and an uncanny fascination with sunfaces.
So there you have it. Who I am in 500 words or less.
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