10) You show up at your best friend's wedding wearing hip boots and keep muttering, "let's get this shit over with, the trout are biting!"

9) You come home from a day on the lake and your wife calls the police to complain about the "strange man in the house who stinks like fish guts."

8) You have to tell your wife that she can't buy a new winter coat because you have to make a payment on "one of your bass boats."

7) You carefully pick the cat hairs out of the sofa and use them to tie your favorite dry fly, the "pussy-fuzz coachman."

6) You go to singles bars and selectively avoid the gals with giant hooters and toned derrieres to go after the mutts with river-front property.

5) You see a pack of Gummi Worms in the candy section of the store and wonder aloud if a bass would hit them.

4) You pass up renting "Naughty Nurses with Kneepads" at the video store in favor of "Greatest Moments from BassMasters."

3) You have more fishing rods in the garage than socks in your dresser.

2) The scene where the trout fisherman is run over by the hotrod in "Death Race 2000" is your own personal holocaust and comes up in every post-fishing beer guzzling session. and the number one indicator that you may be a fishaholic is......

1) Your lady asks for a $35.00 push-up bra and thong-panties set for her birthday but instead you buy her a $200.00 pair of neoprene waders because you know the sight of her in waders will result in "instant wood."

This list is from theFishermans Heavan