Contributed by Charlie Gibbs.

I Became Macintosh

I Been hipMotized

I Beg Mercy

I Believe in Marketing

I Blame Microsoft

I Bought a Macintosh

I Built a Macintosh

Icky Blue Machines

Idiotic Bull Meter

Idiots Become Managers

Idiots' Bewilderment Machines

Idiots Bought Me

Idiots, Bumblers, and Morons

Idolized By Morons

Illustrative of Bad Marketing

I'm Being Mobbedwithwhatdoesibmstandforanswers

I'm Being Moved

I'm Buying a Macintosh

Imitation Burroughs Machine

Immense Bins of Money

Immense Blue Monolith

Immense Blue Mountain

Immense Bowel Movement

Immense Bucket of Manure

Imperialism By Marketing

Impractical, But Marketable

In a Befuddled Manner

In Bleakest Mordor

In Business for Money

Incest Breeds Morons

Incompatible Business Machines

Incontinent Bowel Movement

Increasingly Becoming Moot

Incredible Bunch of Muffinheads

Incredible Bundles of Money

Incredibly Big Machine

Incredibly Big Monopoly

Incredibly Boring Machine

Incredibly Brilliant Marketing

Industry's Biggest Mistake

Inefficient But Marketable

Inept Bull Meter

Inert Blue Monoliths

Inferior But Marketable

Inherently Bogus Measurements

Insert Bug under Mask

Insidious Black Magic

Insipid Brainless Monster

Insolence Breeds Mediocrity

Installed By Masochists

Installed My Mistake

Institute of Broken Minds

Institute of Black Magic

Integrated Bad Manners

Intelligent Bull Meter

Intensely Boring Machines

Interactive Boot Machines

Intercourse Beats Masturbation

Intergalactic Brotherhood of Muthaf**kas

Internal Bowel Movement

Internal Bureaucratic Mess

International Ballistic Missiles

International Big Mother

International Big Mouth

International Brotherhood of Magicians

International Bureaucracy Merchants

International Business Machines

International Business Manipulators

Intrepid Bureaucratic Madness

Involuntary Bowel Movement

Iron Behemoth Makers

Iron Brain Masters

Italian Branch of the Mafia

Italian Business Men

It Beats Mattel

It's a Big Machine

It's a Blue Monolith

It's Backwards, Man

It's Been Malfunctioning

It's Being Mended

It's Better Manually

It's Big Money

It's Black Magic

It's Blue Magic

It's Boring Me

It's Broken, Mommy

It's Busted, Man

Itty Bitty Machines

Itty Bitty Manuals

Itty Bitty Minds

Itty Bitty Monopoly

Itty Bitty Morons

I've Been Misled

I've Been Molested

I've Been Moved

I've Been Mugged

IBM PC:

I've Blown My Power Circuits.

Intel Bowel Movement / Piece of Crap

PS/2:

A Piece of Shit Too

IBM, UBM, we all BM for IBM.

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