How the war is going:      So far, none of our ships have been destroyed.  We have defeated 1 invasion of Lunas, a stupid species of humanoids.  We are building more advanced ships and we have found a great enemy.  It is the Baby Bowser Club Race.  They have not yet attacked...      We have discovered our spy, has actually been working for Baby Bowser.  He has been telling him our secret plans.  Luckily, we he doesn't know we know.