"SHRIEKY SUNDAY"
It's a beautiful Sunday afternoon, and what better fun than to snuggle and pleasure your loved one, as JJ and JD have obviously decided is a good idea.
"Ahh... oh yeah..." JD groans in very obvious, and very noisy pleasure, brandishing a Super Dildo he got a Club X Superstore (open 24/7) in Dandenong on special. JD has on also his apple green helmet from last year's cosplay, which he wears whenever he has the unavoidable bad hair day.
But ahoy! Little did they know that misfortune would soon clunk them and trample them over the head like a giant two tonne robot, the product of some demented child's fantasy, for example....
A metallic clinking like the sound a really big robot makes when its trying to sneak up on you distracts JD from the waves of pleasure in his loins (courtesy of JJ's unrivalled tongue skill).
"Eh?" JD says.
JD shrieks.
"GYAAAAAA~!"
JJ detaches himself from his favourite hard candy, now shrinking "What's the matter,
suga-ARRRGGGGHHH!"
"GYAAAAAARRRRHHHHH!" The lovers shriek, but are too frozen with fear to run for
their lives.
Attracted by the high pitched frequencies, the ugly green thing advances.
"GYAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHH!" JJ and JD are still frozen to the spot, shrieking. JJ has not even had a chance to put his magic sword back into his indigo blue g-string that he ordered from the unofficial Fab5 fansite last month. It's got pearls, just like Samantha from Sex and the City, and cost JJ too much, especially since unbeknowest to him, in another three washes the spandex will stretch too much for him to wear without a boner.
"JD, Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"What's that, JJ?"
"If we play dead, maybe he will just sniff us long and hard with that big non-existent nose of his, and then go away!"
"Ah! great idea, my precious peanut!"
"Oh baby... if we don't get through this I just have to tell you how much I love our romantic escapades to the beach, remember that and when we did it in the ferris wheel one balmy summer evenin--" his anecdotal flashback is cut short by BUR burring his ginormous foot onto the star crossed lovers. They shriek in pain "GYAAAAAH~!"
JJ shrieks some more. Trample trample stomp trample and repeat. Alas, the big ugly robot is in actual fact, not a bear.
JJ continues to shriek in terror with heaving his peppermint Listerined breath GYAAAAAAH, he shrieks. GYAAAAH GYAAAAH GYAAAH etc
"Beat him away with the Super
Dildo (Club X Superstore 13 69 69)!" Shrieks JD, and throws the oversized novelty sex
toy just out of JJ's reach "Save yourself!"
suddenly, the BUR
unplants his great big compactor of a foot and trots off back happily from whence he came.
...
"JD! Honey bear! Sugar daddy-o! I can't feel anything from the strudel down! Are you
okay?"
But the terminal silence of JD's sweet lollipop daddy-o could be heard even above the metallic clinking of Big Ugly Robot's retreating footsteps. "NOOOOOO~!" JJ shrieks.... "NOOOOOO~!"
*insert dramatic, sad background music, slowly building up to a flourishing crescendo or something here*
...or just make up your own ending. cuz it's four in the morning and i'm too damn tired.
a LXL Picture
Starring
Logan Weapon as JD
Dirk Fiddler as JJ
Big Uglly Robot as Himself
Written & Directed by Eggie
Casting and Production by Beefy
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