Notice: Much of the content of this web-site is rude, obnoxious, offensive, vulgar, degrading, or just plain stupid. In other words, I don’t want to hear anybody’s complaints, saying things like, "You’re going to Hell for saying that!" or "You spelled obnoxious wrong! You’re stupid!" If there is a Hell, I know I’m going there, so shut up. I have a spell checker, and I know how to spell, anyway, so shut up. What’s more, I don’t give a damn about your opinion, because I know I’m smarter than you. That’s why I’m writing web pages, and you’re just reading them. If you don’t like what I’m saying now, it just gets worse from here. If you’re already offended, or you think you might be soon, go away. Consider yourself warned.