Yossarius's Dungeon
Life Sucks!


Life sucks. The part of life that sucks the most is the fact that you have to EXPLAIN why life sucks. It's like saying "War is Hell." (Notice Hell is capitalized.) It's such a common phrase that it doesn't mean anything anymore. It's a cliché. Instead, you have to write a whole fucking paragraph, explaining how horrible Hell must be, how everyone there is all tortured without end or reprieve, and stuff, and how war represents the closest thing mankind could ever invent to reflect this state of affairs (not including marriage, of course). You can't just say something & people understand you; you have to fucking emote. Well, maybe I don't want to fucking emote, you know? Maybe I live in such an emotional shit-hole, that the only thing that would be worse would be having to share it with some moron who doesn't even understand the explaination, let alone the statement that spawned it. So, the alternative is to stew quietly in your own misery, cursing the world, until you can't take it any more. Then you build a bunch of pipe-bombs, and illegally buy some firearms, and don a trench-coat, and go to your high school (or your job at the post office) and create some messy holes in the people who annoy you. It seems like a solution at first, and life starts to look up, but then there is a whole bunch of SWAT guys who want to eat your liver, so guess what choice your left with? Next thing you know, your dead, but nobody cares, because you lit a fire under the ass of their quiet, sub-urban town, and 4th-graders color cute little horns over your picture in the newspaper half the country away, and for what? For what? That's what makes me want to slam my head in a door. Nobody know what for. There are no answers, accept for those you fabricate. If your lucky, and stupid, your little fake meaning of life makes you feel good about the world, and so long as you don't take your eyes off your shoes, nothing will ever happen that will make you answers seem wrong. And that's only the beginning...

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