JOKE

The teacher says " whoever answers the questions i ask first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says "wow i want to get outta here, these answers are mine!"
The teacher asks " who said four score and seven years ago"
Before johnny could answer, Susie said " "Abraham Lincon"
The teacher said tahts right sue, you can go. Johnny was madd, Susie had answered first.
The teacher asked " who said, " ihave a dream?'
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said " martin Luther King Jr"
The teacher said " thats right, you can go Mary."
Johnny was even madder than before, Mary had answered first.
The teacher asked " who said " ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country"?
Before Johnny could answer, Nancy said " John F Kennedy."
The teacher said " thats right Nancy, you can go."
As the teacher sat down, johnny muttered " i wish these bitches had kept their mouths shut."
The shocked teacher asked " Who said that?"
Johnny jumped up and hollered " Bill Clinton! See you Monday!"