Title
: Scott Hall don't stand a chance!

RP Number : 001
|| Record :
000 - 000 - 000
|| Next Match : vs. Scott Hall
People Mentioned : Scott Ha;;
|| Achievements : none yet
scene :
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Look around.. What do you see? You see the Signs.. Where do they point? To The
MCI Center in Washington DC. The sign we see.. Is A Sign Of
Victory for one John Cena.. Amazing match's will take place on Nitro, including
a grudge match.. John Cena and Scott Hall will square off in both of their Nitro debuts.. This Nitro is indeed going to
be a turning point for some.. But, it also will be a Sign of things to come..
Stars will be made.. Champions will be crowned.. and the Victory, will be the
sweetest thing. Saturday April 15th 2005 will be a night to remember..
All fingers are pointing at one outcome... Pain.. Who will take it?
Who will achieve it? A long road continues..
---
The
ECE logo fades up.. The scene opens up to a recording
studio somewhere in the California area.. Their is a sign on the building that
reads BME Recordings, which is a Lil' Jon owned recording studio.. John Cena and
Shelton Benjamin enter the recording studio, they see Lil' Jon along with a few
East Side Boys sitting down, messing around with some sounds on a sound board..
Cena walks over to Lil' Jon, they shake hands.
'THE
UNTOUCHABLE' john cena:
Sup Jon, how thangs going dawg?
'CRUNK JUICE KING'
lil' jon:
Thangs going great brotha, yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Ya hurrd about Crunk Juice, new
album, flying off the shelves dawg, thangs couldn't be betta, how about you?
'THE
UNTOUCHABLE' john cena:
Couldn't be betta eitha.. I got's diss match comin' up, taking on Scott Hall in mah Nitro debut...Hopefully get a shot at Jarrett's Title..
'CRUNK JUICE KING'
lil' jon:
Gold look PIMP on you my brotha!
'THE
UNTOUCHABLE' john cena:
Damn right it's gonna.. Ya' see when I get mah title,
I'ma customize it, dat's where you gon' come in dawg.. Ya' known for making
customized jewelry and what not, so when I do get dat title, I'ma bring it to
you, first thang, and have you pimp tha shit outta it, ya hurrd?
'CRUNK JUICE KING'
lil' jon:
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
'THE
UNTOUCHABLE' john cena:
I said I'ma have you pimp my title out!
'CRUNK JUICE KING'
lil' jon:
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
'THE
UNTOUCHABLE' john cena:
Put some Lil' Jon touch on dat shit!
'CRUNK JUICE KING'
lil' jon:
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
'THE
UNTOUCHABLE' john cena:
Word... Man, it's gonna be HOT!
'CRUNK JUICE KING'
lil' jon:
It's gonna be off tha hook playa, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
---
Shelton walks up closer to Cena, elbowing Cena to inroduce him to Lil' Jon..
'THE
UNTOUCHABLE' john cena:
Oh, mah bad.. Lil' Jon, diss my main dawg, Shelton Benjamin, he hea, makin' sure I make it to tha top.
'CRUNK JUICE KING'
lil' jon:
Sup Nigga.
'THE MAIN DAWG'
shelton benjamin:
Sup dawg, big fan of ya' work.
'CRUNK JUICE KING'
lil' jon:
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
'THE MAIN DAWG'
shelton benjamin:
I love your work..
'CRUNK JUICE KING'
lil' jon:
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
'THE MAIN DAWG'
shelton benjamin:
I'm a huge fan of what you do..
'CRUNK JUICE KING'
lil' jon:
Why thank you.. I'm always grateful when my work is appreciated by others, it
makes me feel as if my job in life is complete.
---
Shelton pauses for a moment.. He tries to understand what just happened, as he
continues to talk to Lil' Jon..
'THE MAIN DAWG'
shelton benjamin:
Ok....
'CRUNK JUICE KING'
lil' jon:
OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
---
Shelton leans over to John Cena and whispers to him.
'THE MAIN DAWG'
shelton benjamin:
Cena.. Diss nigga is crazy...
'THE
UNTOUCHABLE' john cena:
He been drinkin' too much crunk juice.. plus, I think dudes lil' deaf or
somethin..
'THE MAIN DAWG'
shelton benjamin:
Oh aight.. Well, can we wrap diss up? Foo' is freakin' me out and shit..
'THE
UNTOUCHABLE' john cena:
Ye', aight, we can do dat. Watch diss tho, diss gon' be funny..
---
Cena ends the whispering session between him and Shelton as he turns back to
Lil' Jon to talk.
'THE
UNTOUCHABLE' john cena:
So uh, Lil' Jon, you think I'ma beat dat foo' Hall?
'CRUNK JUICE KING'
lil' jon:
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
'THE
UNTOUCHABLE' john cena:
I'ma be tha next WCW World Heavyweight Champ, right?
'CRUNK JUICE KING'
lil' jon:
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
'THE
UNTOUCHABLE' john cena:
You know Lil' Jon, I knew I could always look to you for tha truth.. You say it
like it is dawg..
'CRUNK JUICE KING'
lil' jon:
Yes, yes I do.. I'm glad you can look to me for advice and support.
'THE UNTOUCHABLE' john cena:
Well bro, we got's to bounce, been real cool chillin' with ya', I'll see ya when
I win mah match.
'CRUNK JUICE KING'
lil' jon:
Would you like some Crunk Juice on your way out?
'THE UNTOUCHABLE' john cena:
Hell naw, I know what dat shit does to ya', make ya' horny as a motha fucka..
'CRUNK JUICE KING'
lil' jon:
Ha Ha, YEAAAAAH!
'THE MAIN DAWG'
shelton benjamin:
Aight well, nice to meet ya' Lil' Jon, peace..
---
Cena and Shelton head out the studio, Lil' Jon shouts out to Shelton before he
leaves..
'CRUNK JUICE KING'
lil' jon:
Peace Niggaaaa, THEY CALLLLLINNN ME!
---
Cena and Shelton exit the studio, they are back in the parking lot. Shelton
seems a little shaken up by what went down in the studio.. Cena begins to laugh
as they walk toward their car.
'THE MAIN DAWG'
shelton benjamin:
What, what's so funny?
'THE UNTOUCHABLE' john cena:
Nuttin dawg... I forgot how Lil' Jon is.. Crazy ass mofo.. But hey, you hurrd
him, he said I'ma be champ and dat I'll beat Scott Hall..
'THE MAIN DAWG'
shelton benjamin:
Maybe cuz' he only got a limited amount of words in his vocabulary, one in
which being tha word Yeah..
'THE UNTOUCHABLE' john cena:
It's all good though, cuz' whetha it be said by Lil' Jon, tha fans, or whoever,
it's tha truth and tha facts.. I will be da champ.. Every night, been dustin off
mah shouldas for when dat title be placed ova it.. Only a matta of time till
it's finally resting on it.. I've worked to hard, come to far to fail.. I'm
runnin' on an empty stomach Shelton, I'm hungry, and my appetite is pain! No drunk, washed up bitch gon' stop me, ain't no one gon' stop me.. Ya'
see, I've had my crew behind me every step of tha way.. I had mah chain gang,
and they gonna be ringside on nitro, behind me with every punch I
throw, every slam I make.. EVERY DOSE OF AN
F AND A U I GIVE! Ya know something Shelton? I'ma do
somethang, dat I haven't done in a long, long time.. Hit me with a beat dawg, cuz'
im bout to do thangs old school for ya'll..
---
Shelton starts up with a beat box performance from his mouth.. Cena gets into
it, as he begins to spit rhymes..
'THE UNTOUCHABLE' john cena:
Look what you've done dawg.. Look what ya' started..
Brought out the
old John Cena, man are you retarded?
You threw cheap
shots at me, dat's all good though, cuz I had dis chump
already beat..
Nitro,
It's gon' be mah fist you eat!
I'ma get tha
gold, I'ma be tha champ Jarrett, so you and Nash, don't gotta bow down and kiss mah
ass, juss bow down and kiss mah feet!
Facing in mah debut, dawg, you can't take tha heat!
One thing ya
gotta learn to face come Nitro, is your defeat!
I've said it
once, and just like Nelly, I'll say it over and over again..
Ya' gone and
fucked with tha best..
It's juss a matta
of time till' you go down like all tha rest!
We've taken tha
same journey, completed tha same tourney.
But you'll be tha
one leaving D.C. on a gurney.
Ya see I'm like
George Bush to Iraq, ya' gon' be demolished..
Oh, by the way
Hall.. I think my chain's gonna' need to be polished.
I said I wouldn't
do diss.. I said I wouldn't rap..
But ya see
Scott, I've had about enuff of ya' crap!
We playing a game
of Cat and Mouse, Hall you bout to get stuck in tha trap!
I'm da futcha
champ, ya' juss gonna be sent back to wrestling camp..
I feel like some
woman with her period, cuz man, you nuttin' but a cramp.
I'm asking you Hall, putcha' fists up, step up to tha fight!
Saturday April 16th... It's gon' be my night!
You winnin,
Hall, that's not even in sight..
It's gon' be a
challenge fo' ya Scott, like gettin' in a virgin, shit's just too tight..
You da bad guy, dats what you say..
ya' like an alter
boy to a priest, get on ya' knees and start to pray..
cuz' I ain't
holding back, im bringin' all I got..
i'm gunna be da victor, gonna' look oh so hot..
John Cena, Da Franchise, yeah, now dats cool..
Nitro,
I got one thang to say... FUCK RULES!
---
Shelton ends the beat box that he had going... Cena clinches his hands
together, doing the word life motion to the cameras.. He has a mean, aggressive
look on his face after finishing up his freestyle..
'THE MAIN DAWG'
shelton benjamin:
Damn dawg.. Dat was hot.. You know at first, I didn't know how you was gonna
do.. Ya started lil' rusty, but impressed me as you went on.. Ah, reminds me of
ya' old days.. I'm sure dat will send a message out to Hall.. I know you mean
business.. Think it's time Scott Hall knows!
'THE UNTOUCHABLE' john cena:
I hope he knows I mean business! But I intend to take thangs beyond
business, and start to make shit more personal.. I'ma do all dat I can to get
under his skin.. Whatever it takes, a beer, or whatever, I'll get under
that wanna be, and I'll push all his damn buttons.. I've come
way too far to let this chance slip away from me like dat.. I didn't work mah
ass off week in and week out for nuttin'.. All my life I've spoken tha truth,
neva told a lie in mah life.. I'ma beat Hall.. He
needs to start facing the facts.. And just like Peter Pan taught, Hall needs
to start to believe..
'THE MAIN DAWG'
shelton benjamin:
I believe dawg, I believe.. But uh, easy with tha Peter Pan, ya' might wind up
like Michael Jackson, don't wanna be going to court for some child rape or
somethang..
'THE UNTOUCHABLE' john cena:
Dawg, tha only raping I'ma be doing, is raping Hall out of his chance at eva
becoming a success! Now Scott, you wanna know why you won't beat me? Huh?
You wanna' know why you can't stop me from what is destiny? From being da franchise?
Plain and simple.. It's somthang all past opponents have suffered from.. And
dats cuz..

'THE UNTOUCHABLE' john cena:
No eye docta in tha world can fix dat eitha.. Juss like Tupac once said, that's
just tha way it is... Their is only one thang we got in common going into this
match.. We both want tha same thing.. But ya' see Scott.. Like I said.. I'm
hungry, and I've been craving diss for a long time.. I want it more.. It's juss
a matta of proven it to ya is what I gotta do.. You need to prepare ya'self fo'
some RUTHLESS AGGRESSION! Cuz' I'ma be
bringing a lot of dat to tha table! Let's go Shelton, we got's some thangs
to take care of.. We out..
---
John Cena and Shelton Benjamin get in the car.. They peel out, skidding out of
the parking lot and heading back on the road.. They exit camera view as they
disappear over a hill as they drive off.. The scene fades out and cuts to
commercial.
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