Ok, this is what happens when Bella-chan is up too late reading fanfics...

What characters in fics always seem to have very convenient every time they need them (Unless-of course-the not having improves the plot)

·Bandages
·Lube (I mean this. If they don't have the traditional stuff they'll find something. It can get scary!)
·No supply of extra clothing. (Hey, the less clothes the easier they are to take off)
·Leather pants
·Guns (ok, you never see Heero running around looking for his gun, do you?… whoops, I fergot hammerspace)
·Money
·Some comfortable place to fuck or get fucked (be it bed or airplane bathroom...did I say comfortable? I meant convienent.)
·Magical powers (or at least really good fighting skills)
·Enough women's clothes to dress up in drag (bishonen at least. Has anyone ever put Kento in drag? I'm not saying he's not cute it's just a kind of teddy bear cute. You don't dress teddy in drag. Unless it's a female teddy bear…don' ask.Awww, ferget that, Kento-chan's adorable...Kuwabara now... No one puts Kuwabara in drag (hopefully)...unless they have a really sick sense of humor...yech! what an idea. (shudders))
·Pencil/pen(/blood) and paper
·A prison to get thrown into
·Alcohol
·Aphrodisiacs
·Bad guys
·Someone to fuck (or be fucked by) (I mean, think about it! Do us fic writers ever really need to think that hard to find someone ok, two someone to screw and get screwed. The only real problem is which pairing to choose)
·Very sharp teeth (how many times do these guys get 'love bites' hard enough to draw blood? Really, they might as well all be vampires. And then there's Tasuki, he really does have fangs)
·Only one blanket between two or more people (ok, you're a teen who's cold and therefor wrapped up in one blanket with another cold teen, trying to share body heat. Voila! Insta-pwp)
·A nearby nightclub to wander off to.
·A laptop. (Does Heero ever not have one? Even when he doesn't need it!)
From Flax:
Short skirts and big boots (Sailor Moon)(Darrien... are you staring at my boots? NO! i mean, yes, you boots, not your chest, never that, Serena)
From Loki-kun:
a hammer or some blunt instrument to hit someone when they say something stupid
From Kobura Doragon:
Indestructable Clothes. (Heero almost dies from an explosion and his clothes still look brand new.)

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