Marshmallow People are in my Head

Um, 'kay ^^ a note...we are stupid..we are insane..please, don't be frightened by our insanity. Thank you, have a cruddy day. And, you lucky people, you, I've left in most of the typos ^^* Because I'm lazy..and so it's more authentic..yup.

oniko_namino: Lute stares at the wall.
youkorin6: ((*falls over laughing*))
oniko_namino: ((what?))
youkorin6: Blue makes a quiet noise, spacing out until he's half asleep.
youkorin6: ((^^ very amusing pose))
oniko_namino: And.. Lute continues to stare at the wall, but eventually he takes a visit to Lala Land.
youkorin6: Blue lies on the mat like a bump on a log...or a kernal on a cob of corn, or a key on a keyboard, or a clicky do-hicky on a mouse!
oniko_namino: Lute just sleeps cutely, and is not a log...or a kernal, or a key, or a cllickly-do-kicky. He's just a sleeping toddler with a biy drool comming out of his mouth, and looks rather huaggble.
oniko_namino: bit*
youkorin6: Blue...is there.
oniko_namino: So is Lute...
youkorin6: ...yay..
oniko_namino: Ye-haw!
youkorin6: ...cheese wiz!!!!!! ..Blue likes that...
oniko_namino: Spaghettios! Everyone likes that, even the marsh mellow people that live inside Lute's screwy little head, along with the poptarts, but we don't talk about them.
youkorin6: ...they're in my head!! mine I tell you!
oniko_namino: The poptarts? They tell Lute to burn things, oh wait.. That was the leprechuan(sp?)
oniko_namino: .
youkorin6: ...the marshmellow people are mine o.O mine I tell you!!!!!!!!! ..Blue sleeps.
oniko_namino: As does Lute, you see, he's dreaming of cowfish and flamming porcupines. GObble, gobble.
youkorin6: ...no..marshmellow people..mine... Blue dreams of eating the vast, technological society of the marshmellow people against everyone's will..but that's ok. Ain't he cute?
oniko_namino: Adorable. Now, let's watch them sleep and take pictures!! So we can black mail them into stripping for us in the future! Mmmm, Blue and Lute butts...
youkorin6: ...uh...no. ...I like Ildon butts ^^ of course, only when they're covered in tight pants....Blue butts are pretty nice, too...yay, Blue! ...and...no stripping. We don't need to see that.
oniko_namino: Yes, we do, Roufus has tight pants too! Mmm, butts.
youkorin6: Roufus has nice tight pants ^^ and shirts. Yay, Rouf! You're so great..everyone should praise him.. and Blue..because Blue is a brat
oniko_namino: Phat chance, I shall praise Lute and Zozma! Because Zozma has pasties! I wonder if he wore them when he was little...
youkorin6: I bet he did! The little starts..maybe they used to be hearts. Aww, how cute....lil hearts on Zozy...
youkorin6: stars*
oniko_namino: Ahem! Zozy nipples! I think they used to green cows with purple dotted undies, ow wait, those are Lute's boxers, nevermind.
oniko_namino: to be*
youkorin6: ....don't say that word!! The one that starts with n and is the third word in your insane ranting...it's weird...a weird, weird word...it's a weird game!
oniko_namino: You are the weakest turd, good bye.
youkorin6: ....what??
oniko_namino: Nipple!
youkorin6: nooooooooo!!! Hey..wasn't this an RP? I shall continue. Blue sleeps, kinda, and wishes Ky would stop using that word!!
oniko_namino: Nipple......... Lute sleeps and is clueless, ain't that cute?
youkorin6: Stop it!!!! Ah!!!!
oniko_namino: I can see Satan in the lava lamp!
youkorin6:...whee!! That's gotta be cool. All I can see in lava lamps are blobs...really, big, colorful blobs of...color..blobs..
oniko_namino: Really? Whoa, I just see random dead people, some are evil, like Satan, but just them. Saetan(^_^) kicks ass! His pinky got cut off, then he melted this really dead lady's mouth off, because she was supposed to be dead... and wans't... exactly...
oniko_namino: but that's just them*
youkorin6: ....ok. Oh! I know how to get this RP going!! Blue dreams of color blobs..the color blobs try to eat Blue, who is dreaming of the color blobs trying to eat him...yeah, anyways, he screams and sits up, and is just like, "Oh...those were color blobs." Then he lies back down and sleeps again..oh, wait, that got us no where..
oniko_namino: Really now. THat got us somewhere: Not only is Blue afraid of planes, but he's also paranoid about the color blobs! Wich are actually glow in the dark mutant mashed potato eating saber tooth chipmunks!
youkorin6: Those evil chipmunks! How dare they try to eat Blue's mashed potatoes!?!??! Blue, in fear of having all of his mashed 'tatoes eaten, begins scarfing them.
oniko_namino: But I thought Blue was alseep. Ah well. Lute is awake and spazzed because Blue's not really eating mashed pottatoes, he's eating some kid's arm.
youkorin6: Blue blinks, "...stupid children."
oniko_namino: Lute yelps, "Ah! He has no fingers!"
youkorin6: Blue hms, "Not my fault."
oniko_namino: Lute yelps again, "YOU ATE THEM!!!!!!!"
youkorin6: Blue 'oh's. "So that's why my mouth tastes like blood. Figures."
oniko_namino: Well, this is a semi-functional RP. Lute's eyes are wide, and is now paranoid of cannibals. YOu see, he's going to have nightmares about the chipmunk's eating other chipmunk's finger. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!"
oniko_namino: fingers*
oniko_namino: ((brb))
youkorin6: Blue rubs his tongue with his hand, "That tastes icky."
youkorin6: (('kay ^^*))
youkorin6: ((brb))
oniko_namino: ((b, K))
oniko_namino: Lute latches onto Blue and whimpers, "He's bleeding on me..."
youkorin6: ((b))
youkorin6: Blue is still trying to clean off his tongue, "Not my fault."
oniko_namino: Lute gags.
youkorin6: Blue finally manages to pretty much get all the blood and skin chunks off his tongue. Success! "...better"
oniko_namino: ((how do you like the pic?))
youkorin6: ((*wais*))
youkorin6: ((scan more stuff!))
oniko_namino: Lute is still clinging to Blue cus the kids is still bleeding on him.
oniko_namino: ((no))
youkorin6: ((why? *whimpers*))
oniko_namino: ((B/s))
youkorin6: Blue stands up and walks away, kinda dragging Lute with him.
oniko_namino: ((b/c*))
oniko_namino: Lute is dragged.
youkorin6: ((*whimpers*))
youkorin6: Blue drags. Whoo.
oniko_namino: Ye-haw!
youkorin6: Blue -is- a drag. ^^
oniko_namino: ((is all of this going to go on your page?))
oniko_namino: Lute wants to be a drag queen!
youkorin6: ((..yes ^^ I'm probably gonna take this weird chunk and put it under random, then have a link to it at the bottom of the RP itself))
oniko_namino: ((lol))
youkorin6: Blue doesn't. Funny, isn't it? He wants to be a doctor..yep.
oniko_namino: Lute just wants to make enough omney to eat, and possibly room with someone he knows. ^_^ Either that or he could be a vet, or an enginer and make cool motorocycles! Like Keneada's!(sp?)
youkorin6: Kaneda, I believe. But I want one like him! ...Blue doesn't -really- want to be a doctor. He really wants to be a martian cheese puff, be we all know -that- won't be possible until someone takes out the phone cord. Yep. So poor Blue will be much too young to live that long...
oniko_namino: Lute will just kinda exist. Yeah, that happens. But, fear not! Lute knows how to become a martian cheesepuff, because he already is! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fear the poptarts, for they are pink, and the Gods like to eat them.
youkorin6: We're starting to sound like Cyrce. Fun. She said something funny, once..I'm gonna go find it. Did you read the Von/Cyrce mini-Rp? ^^* it's really screwed up, and shows you what you can do with random words!
oniko_namino: Yes, I did, lipstick.
youkorin6: yaoi_no_megami: Hi. ^^
youkorin6: Cyrce: *blinks and Katy* .....moo to you too
yaoi_no_megami: *rolls her eyes and pets Cyrce*
youkorin6: Cyrce: *scowls* I'm not a chair! I already told you! So stop the pettin'!
yaoi_no_megami: ^^ Chair?
youkorin6: Cyrce: Yes a couch, dummy
yaoi_no_megami: .........
yaoi_no_megami: Baka
youkorin6: Cyrce: What? Chalk? Where? That goes good on pieces of grass
oniko_namino: ((yeah, I know, i saw it, i was thre))
oniko_namino: there*
youkorin6: ((^^ were you really? ))
oniko_namino: ((durr, you sent it to me right after it happened)))
youkorin6: ((^^ oh, ok. I don't remember that. Oh well))
oniko_namino: ((baka))
youkorin6: ...Blue eats...stuff...
oniko_namino: Lute is still latche sonto BLue.
oniko_namino: latched*
youkorin6: Blue sits down, finally, after draggin Lute for a while, and starts munching on Lute's hair.
oniko_namino: Lute yells loudly and whaps Blue, though this is very uncharacteristic of him.
youkorin6: Blue warks.
oniko_namino: Lute warks.
youkorin6: Blue warks back.
oniko_namino: Lute warks in reply.
youkorin6: Blue wark warkles.
oniko_namino: Lute wark warkai, warkawark.
youkorin6: Blue warkity wark wark warks.
oniko_namino: Lute warka warkh warkity QUACK.
youkorin6: Blue...blinks..
oniko_namino: Lute smiles because he's stupid and sweet.
youkorin6: Blue sits..and then starts up his warking again.
oniko_namino: Lute quacks then meows.
oniko_namino: ((~Picks nose and flick s abooger at you~ Pose!))
youkorin6: ((*ewwws..*))
youkorin6: Blue pokes Lute's eye with a cat
oniko_namino: Lute twitches and was pokes. "Chair!"
youkorin6: Blue ...s.
oniko_namino: Lute looks indignant. "The cell hpone."
oniko_namino: phone*'
youkorin6: Blue nodnods. "...yes... The planes..they will eat you!!! Run, stupid, stop!!"
oniko_namino: Lute blinks, "They didn't tell me that..."
youkorin6: Blue nods. "..I know all, cheesy one."
oniko_namino: Lute kisses Blue and does the blueberry candycane dance of DOOM!! "BLeak cows puffs! Wait for pill cars!"
youkorin6: Blue blinks, "...I was just kissed."
oniko_namino: Lute stops and is innocent. "Really?"
youkorin6: Blue nods a bit, "..yep..."
oniko_namino: Lute nods too. "Who?"
youkorin6: Blue hms, "...cat.."
oniko_namino: Lute eats a candycane. "Oh, okay. Mew."
youkorin6: Blue wants a candycane, too, and whimpers.
oniko_namino: Lute gives BLue and blueberry candycane and a hershy's kiss. XD Orah!
youkorin6: Blue munches. Whee.
oniko_namino: Lute gnaws.
oniko_namino: ((that'd be -so- weird if they got hyper in kindergarten one day and did all that stuff.......))
youkorin6: ((yes ^^))
oniko_namino: ((quite))
youkorin6: Blue is...sitting. Gasp! And eating! Not so gasp, but still, Gasp!
oniko_namino: Lute it standing in front of Blue and sucking on his candy.
youkorin6: Behold, the power of random words! Blue garfunkles, "The just are quite very cream today yesterday, yes?"
oniko_namino: "No. The cuccumber was very horsie this car." Lute beams.......... and is a glow stick......
oniko_namino: in this car*
youkorin6: Blue nods, "I see your good hat, ja? Tis high tide kinda cheesy."
oniko_namino: Lute hands BLue his hat. "I am a penguin! Quack!"
youkorin6: Blue takes the hat and, once jeft, noddles mucher. "Oh, look pop free van green!!"
oniko_namino:Lute is in existance. "Really? Where's the flying green cough camera?"
youkorin6: Blue wows, "It's just goat of a shooting cat. Twas yestermorrow the phone yup yipped off the motorboat."
youkorin6: ((*dies laughing*))
oniko_namino: "Mew?"
youkorin6: Blue cats and runs!
oniko_namino: Lute glomps and snuggles. "Cook that pencil!"
youkorin6: Blue gacks, "That I won't, my goof roofenhangen."
oniko_namino: Lute wails, "BUt I'm not a cheese deck!"
youkorin6: Blue foots, "Smiles, we to yew tree smelly cookie!"
oniko_namino: Lute wrinkles his nose. "Ew, moldly gophers? THat's yucky!"
youkorin6: Blue jiffs, "Us carn't carnage cat fried mushroom."
oniko_namino: Lute is in awe. "Whoa, really? HOw'd that happen?"
youkorin6: Blue claps his hands apart, "Well, the deer aren't really true x-rays..they're not really got milk!!!"
oniko_namino:Lute blinks, "Ouch. Was it painful?"
youkorin6: Blue zams! "I believe coral reef tree."
oniko_namino: LUte nods and snuggles with Blue. "I'll tell the monkeys tomorrow."
youkorin6: Blue okays, "Carp are gay."
oniko_namino: Lute nods, "So is God, who represents gay salmon. ^_^"
youkorin6: Blue wows, "Really and truly?"
oniko_namino: Lute nods, "Yes, and he's my mommmy, and I'm her mommy."
youkorin6: Blue chs, "I can believe water."
oniko_namino: Lute sleeps.
youkorin6: Blue doesn't.
oniko_namino: Lute sleeps.. on Blue.
youkorin6: Blue doesn't ^^
youkorin6: ((brb))
oniko_namino: Lute sleeps.. on Blue... cutely..
oniko_namino: k
youkorin6: ((b))
youkorin6: Blue does, too. ^^
oniko_namino: Lute sleeps.. on Blue... cutely..with marshmellow people escaping out of his ear....... .............................................................Nipple!
oniko_namino: wb!
youkorin6: ((thanks))
youkorin6: STOP SAYING THAT WORD!!!!!
oniko_namino: yw
oniko_namino: ^_^ But it's a fun word!!! Lute is sleeping. Yay Lute! He's talented.
youkorin6: Blue is sleeping, to, on himself...cutely!
oniko_namino: The marshmellow people are dancing like they're gonna cook something. SHoudl we be worried? Lute sleeps on BLue, cutely!
youkorin6: Blue sleeps on Blue, cutely! And we should be, but we're not.
oniko_namino: Okay. The marshmellow people are now tying the two cutely sleeping children. Should we be worried now?
youkorin6: ..yeah ^^ But we're sitll not.
oniko_namino: Okay, one of them has a fondue fork, they're trouble! The little buggers! Are we worried yet? Since one of them is proding BLue in the eyes with it.
youkorin6: ..yes, now we are. LEAVE BLUE ALONE!
oniko_namino: THe marshmellow people just imploded. That was cool! Lute gives BLue's fondue proded eyes an 'all better' kiss and goes back to sleep.
youkorin6: Blue is all better. Fun.
oniko_namino: Ye-haw!
youkorin6: ...yew!!!!!!!!! Ack.
oniko_namino: We're on a mission from Jebus!
youkorin6: Jebusss!
oniko_namino: Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeebus! Hallelujieh!
youkorin6: Hallelujieh and awoman!
oniko_namino: Ye-haw! You'll feel much better when you shoot first and ask questions later!
youkorin6: yep..
oniko_namino: Gotta watch them drug crazed Nazis..... They glow in the dark..... and go BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP when they suddenly explode because you yell "UB!"
youkorin6: ..ub!! It's a Gundam! Whoo, double blowy upy!
oniko_namino: UB! Unfortunately I have pants on. ..I...am noodles..
oniko_namino: No, you're not, you're a ubble with itty bitty lamps hades in it.
oniko_namino: bubble*
youkorin6: ...ubble!!!!
oniko_namino: Ubble!
youkorin6: Ubble!!!
oniko_namino: Praise Allah! The Ubble has arrived!
youkorin6: I...am the Ubble..!! Bow!
oniko_namino: No, you're a Ubble with itty bitty lmap shades, the toothpick is....... THE UBBLE!
youkorin6: ..I am the Ubble...wai..
oniko_namino: ...Idiot, you're not THE Ubble, you're A Ubble!
youkorin6: ..I'm am the Ubble.
oniko_namino: Idiot, you're God.
youkorin6: ...oh, yeah ^^
oniko_namino: Moronic baboon.
youkorin6: ..sorry...
oniko_namino: I'm naked!
youkorin6: oh, really? That's kinda cool.
oniko_namino: Yeah, it's really breezy in here.
youkorin6: I am a Ubble! And God!
oniko_namino: I"m your mother!
youkorin6: And I am yours!
oniko_namino: THat's the biggest bunch of drap I ever heard! What's the bottom of the bottom of the door's name?
oniko_namino: crap*
youkorin6: ...stop mocking me!! Zozma! Mr. Bunny Queen!
oniko_namino: Drap!
oniko_namino: Hey, I meant to say soemthing along the lines of that! Just.. not changing his gender.
youkorin6: ..ok ^^
oniko_namino: The cows.
youkorin6: ..yes..
oniko_namino: Yes, the scissors, that ate Roufus because Roufus is yummy.
youkorin6: What?! They ate my Roufus!?
oniko_namino: Kamikaze solitare bunjee cords.
youkorin6: ..ah!!
oniko_namino: Really? I thought the marhcing ants did it, with the candle stick.
youkorin6: kamikaze no kareshi nani miko!
youkorin6: No!!!!
oniko_namino: Ye-haw!
oniko_namino: ((what does that mean?))
youkorin6: uh...it means..
oniko_namino: CHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!
youkorin6: divine wind of boyfriend what priestess ^^*
oniko_namino: lmao!
youkorin6: or, rather, boyfriend of divine wind what priestess.
oniko_namino: lmao!
youkorin6: ^^*
oniko_namino: wah! cat!
youkorin6: ..uh..ok
oniko_namino: she scared me, ew, and then wiped her ass on my hand.
oniko_namino: my poor hand.....
youkorin6: ...erk...
oniko_namino: ew
youkorin6: ew indeed..
oniko_namino: and now she's digging her claw sinto me because she's sipping off my lap. ow
oniko_namino: slipping*
youkorin6: I'm laughing ^^ very much.
oniko_namino: ..........Gerafa?
youkorin6: ..yeah..

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