Funny shirts
Alright...this isn't my stuff *sniffles* I just saw these shirts in a magazine and was rather amused...they are -not- my own made up things!! Not mine!!
~I started out with nothing! I have most of it left.
~You call me a freak like it’s a bad thing.
~I’m only wearing black until they make something darker.
~I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
~I’m not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.
~If you can’t beat them. Arrange to have them beaten.
~5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions.
~The rat race. Even if you win, you’re still a rat.
~Of course I’ll drop everything. Your dull pathetic life just fascinates me!
~I don’t know what your problem is but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.
~Every morning is the dawn of a new error
~I hear voices…and they don’t like you.
~Photographic memory: Temporarily out of film.
~I have the body of a god. Unfortunately it’s Buddha.
~Sarcasm, Just one more service I offer.
~ Don’t question authority, they don’t know either.
~Support bacteria, they’re the only culture some people have!
~(On a green/brown camoflauge shirt) Oh crap...it's snowing!