The Anime Artist Theory
This was a little conversation my friend Dameon(William) and I had on the MUCK...it was..fun ^^ I was kinda hyper...
Dameon: "Well, from the time they're very very young, the cartoonists are locked in rooms filled with paper and necessities and told to draw. Since they have no human or animal contact, they assume that people have pink, blue, or purple hair, or that there are a lot of robots fighting in space, that everything comes from eggs, that people turn upside-down if you get them angry enough, and many of the other rules of anime physics and physiology."
Me: Rinna smiles proudly. "Interesting, but I know the -real- reason!"
Dameon: "Oh, really? Do tell."
Me: Rinna nods proudly. "Yeah, ya see....when they were very tiny babies, the nice little scientist dudes in Japan decided that they would make good..prototypes. So they stuck them in a really really big blender (without the blades!) and it sent them spiraling into a different universe where they grew up, wrote down thier expreiences and what the people where like..and then, when they got old enough, they jumped into another humongous blender and were sent back here!"
Dameon: You're an animator too, aren't you? My idea was too close on track for you, wasn't it? Far too sane?"
Me: ".... "Yes...yes it was..""
Dameon: William thought so.
Me: Rinna smiles. "They were gonna stick me into one of those blenders...but..*sniff* they decided not to because I was too freakish at my young age and they were afraid I would scare away the inhabitants..""
Dameon: "How long have you been locked up without human contact, mon petite?"
Me: Rinna thinks..."uuuuh....let's see...5+6=87...and...8-9...67 years!Wait...that's not right..I'm not even that old..."
"in that case, I don't know ^^"
Dameon: William nods. Reminds me of Algebra class today.
D: Today, we solved 3x3 systems of equations using the Gaussian method. The matrices were insane...I didn't really understand the binary progression...x_x
Me: "........ok, I stopped understanding after 'Today we solved..'"