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Aki's Guild of Pure Evil, Chaos and Doom

Welcome to the sacred hallow of Aki's Guild! Here, all of our super-elite members sit around the e-campfire and share all of our secrets to prosperity in life. Well, prosperity, disaster, complete insanity - whatever, they're all the same. Yeah, you can bet that if you're not a member of this guild, you're missing out - big-time. Yup. In fact, there are many lucrative benefits to being a guild member. What are the benefits, you ask? HA! Are you joking? What are the benefits? WHAT are the BENEFITS???

Erm...uh...

OH, I know, I've got one!

Guildmembers will be blessed by my infinite wisdom in the form of e-mails, sent whenver I feel like sending them. Plus I can put up a blog page where guildies can post things, using this complicated method:

  • You enter your prospective blog into the correct form (link at the bottom of this page).
  • I review it and post it, if I feel that it's worthy to see the light of day. It might console you to know that I don't have a tough-critic bone in my body.
So, eh? What'dya think?

Of course, the prevalent question in all of your minds must be, Why do you want to start this apparently pointless guild anyway? Well, good question. The answer, as almost always, is multifaceted. For one, I just want that dangerous sense of consuming power that comes with being the master of anything. Secondly, it would be kind of nice to know that anyone out there is actually reading and caring about this waste of webspace here. Which no one probably is. But hey, a sub-page webmaster can dream.

If, by chance, anyone is interested in joining the Guild, fill out the proper form (link provided at the bottom of this page.) If you have a question of some sort, send me an email by clicking on that cute fuzzy panda over there. (Get it? - My real name's Amanda? Amanda-Panda? Ha-ha...)

The Puny List of Guildmembers!!!
  • Aki-sama, Guildmaster
  • Exhalted Webmaster Yoshida, Elite Guildie
  • Guildie Meagan, Commended Third Member!
  • Guildie Jessica, known hereforth as Virginia
  • Guildie Tiawanii, FINALLY guild-converted
  • Guildie Hillary, Adventuress Extraordinaire!
  • Guildie Allie, Roy is WAY better than Scar...
  • Guildie Megan M., Guildie because she likes Roy
  • Guildie Nagaike, the Long-Haired Cousin
  • "The Dark One," Supreme Evil Guildie
  • Guildie Steph/Sarinia, Conqueror of the Tootsie Pop
  • Guildie Andrew, just how many feet are there in a mile again?

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Last Updated: June 27, 2005. "Lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself." - Playswithsquirrels.