¤ remember when
-"you can tell which bracelet is mine because of the cat chews" CAT CHEWS
-"dear issac, i wished i looked like a mule. love jenny"
-"dear taylor, i wish my wife was a whore. love jenny"
-"hey benj... do you mind applying some hemroid cream to my anus?"
-the girls at warped wanting our passes
-our plot to steal ezra
-"you're beautiful" (jenny) "i don't really know what to say to that" (taylor)
-zac telling jenny that taylor hates her
-jenny telling zac that taylor hates him
-jenny telling me to turn my discman to the WB to watch will and grace
-baa?
-the man sitting next to anne on the greyhound and talking to her
-"i wish i had a broken hip" (my dad's dog is ghetto)
-"I'm honored" (benji to jenny)
-anne doing laura's make up and then me coming in and laughing uncontrolably
-my hilary backpack skinning me everytime i took it off
-yawbus
-the nazis at warped
-pumping up the air mattress for like 4 hours
-anne asking gretta if she could trade shirts for 3 days when she was already wearing it
-wanting the steam engine to blow up
-walking into taco bell and the girl saying "i'm scared"
-getting in a taxi to go to hanson. there being a fork in the backseat
-colleen. "it's just WOH hanson yeah hanson taylor wooooh. they did so much for me YAH TAYLOR ROSES 4 TAY yeah wooooooh"
-stalking benji until he was cool enough to stop and talk
-"is that sebastian?" (laura) (jenny looks at his leg) "yes it is!" (jenny)
-the go train. period.
-"It's just... I'm so happy!" (jenny talking to joel)
-making a train during mmmbop
-jenny's excitement with tink
-buying umbrellas and bringing them into the hanson concert
-being stripsearched at a HANSON CONCERT
-meeting nadroj. "Blaco Meow is dead" (jordan) "WHAT?" (jenny)
-jordan taking pictures of himself
-jordan pretending not to see the girls
-paying for hanson wristbands and then having them call us LITERALLY 5 times a day
-taylor being RIGHT infront of us and realizing we didn't bring anything to sign
-natalie and ezra walking infront of us and tripping her
"i wish i thought i was famous and didn't sign autographs" "i wish i hid on my tour bus" (anne and jenny screaming at hanson)
-"THATS A STEAM ENGINE" (anne like 10 minutes after we already heard it)
-laying on the trampoline until we nearly burned to death, instead of jumping
-waiting outside the greyhound station in guelph and sinking fuck the greyhound bus.
-jenny's love for pitas
-"i don't like the new juicy fruit blue, i much prefer the red. the blue doesn't feel right on my palette" (ben)
-"i'm wearing a hair clip" (ben)
-"i wish i ironed my best friend" (jenny)
-taking pictures of ourselves on the bus but me being cut out of all of them
-"watch out for the iron." (jen) "i have to go to the bathroom" (laura) "ok be careful of the iron" (jenny) "OW" (laura)
-the lights are flickering at the guelph public library!" (jenny)
-airyelle going under the couch
-reciting mean girls
-screaming. constantly. the 15 movies of us screaming
-the man following us because jenny and danielle gave him the finger. him throwing the pop at us
-playing games while standing in line at the embassy
-some guy walking by and guessing michelle's famous person
-"you guys know that the line is at the back right?" (guy) "of course we do..." (us)
-lindsay yelling "KITTY!" at jordan for moving the pool que
-jordan being scared to pee in the embassy bathroom
-getting smushed against the wall in the mosh pit
-some guy shaking his head and sweat flying in our faces
-me thinking that the lead singer of alexisonfire was sick, not the bassist
-trying to hear lindsay and jordan's phone conversation
-"you can stick your dick in your mouth?" (spencer) "I almost can" (dan)
-"ian's trying out for canadian idol" (nicki) "ian?" (us) "truly madly deeply"(nicki)
-"she's gone from suck to blow!"
-"your schwartz is as big as mine!"
-hotface being in the chess club
-billy's grade 10 picture
-courteney staring at billy and getting mad at me for laughing
-courteney pushing me off the chair
-"jenny... you're staring. you're doing it again. you're staring again"
-courteney's retarded "hey"
-me not being able to sing the second verse because I was laughing too hard
-"bye jay. nice ass"
-"hey guys, doesn't jay have a cute butt?"
-the guys coming up to talk to us
-"heyyy fuckas!"
-spilling christine's hot chocolate
-getting pictures in the car and on the horse
-thawing in galleria for an hour
-"craze... I've never heard of that before!" (me) "it's just sparkles!" (trisha)
-"ewww jenny, put your shoe back on!"
-courteney laughing
-the rude guy and his seat on the bus
-getting to edge after simple plan
-"look! pierre's wearing pants! that's unusual"
-"I remember our first time seeing simple plan back in the day"
-"comfort suites... room 301"
-"i love tequila!"
-"ya hanson!"
-"I love jonathan from simple plan!"
-the weird guy with the light up jacket
-looney trail and dime path
-finding anne as soon as we got in the kool haus
-"why don't you come to our party?" (anne) "because there won't be any naked broads" (drummer from jersey) "if you give **** enough to drink there will be" (erin)
-"come to the brass rail, everyone's gonna be there. cone's gonna fucking be there"
-the dude streaking
-"WE NEED PENIS!"
-me and my mom going to meet anne. my dad following us and hiding behind the flowers.
-the i <3 taylor headbands only being a dollar
-paying 3 bucks for a hotdog
-"hey, can you sign this?" (laura) "no sorry." (jessica hanson)
-singing dashboard at a hanson show
-planning on kidnapping ezra and sleeping with taylor
-seeing natalie and realizing her waist is _ <--that big
-stacey hiding her camera in her bra. "guys, can you tell?"
-the screaming, sweating, stinky girl
-the security guard trying to tell me to put my camera in coat check. me ignoring him.
-anne being the only one able to tell what song was being played on her tape recorder
-"anne, that's ron! b4-4's dancer ron!" (dri) "ya b4-4!" (us)
-lindsay's disc man not working and getting a time out
-"do you guys like music?" *turns on the radio* the anthem plays
-having to walk on the highway to get to the concert. "the things I do for fucking good charlotte!"
-the 4-11 year olds singing, screaming, and crying
-paul saying he would be back in 10 minutes and never coming back
-putting our hoods up so we didn't get pooped on
-"who's playing here tonight?" (old man) "good charlotte" (lindsay) "I have a granddaughter named charlotte and sometimes she's good" (old man)
-"what kind of music do they play?" (old man) "punk rock" (lindsay) "pardon?"(old man)
-thinking of ways to take out the fat security guard
-seeing chrissy
-not being able to open the door at edge
-waving to stacey. stopping.
-"the moffatts are hot!"
-"stacey look! it's scott moffatt!"
-"I don't think I've ever seen Pierre wearing pants before" (me) "WHAT?" (anne)
-"it's a race to get to the phoenix!"
-paying 2.50 for a coke
-having to exhange my shirt 3 times. "what's wrong with you?" (pat)
-attempting to start a mosh pit 5 times
-"just giver!"
-"david is such a sexface"
-"hi, you boys look like you need some action!" "noooo beast!"
-"he monitors the waist size"
-"well my problem is my waist is bigger than my busts"
-"Jeff's head is going to get cold" (maddy) 5 seconds later... "my head is getting cold" (Jeff)
-the girls all wanting pierre. "how about david?"
-pierre thinking that we were standing outside freezing until 11:00 just for him
-trying to find a bathroom to use in toronto. reaching the second floor of the hotel to realize the bathroom is being cleaned.
-"hey beautiful, have fun at simple plan"
-"stacey you're a slut" (me) "hey, that's not very nice! your mom's a slut!" (some guy) "no, yours is!" (me)
-the man not speaking english and not knowing about the sp contest
-smelling the smell of the chinese homes
-specifying eating pretzles, sunchips, and cheezies
-playing the year book game
-calling jessica undercover
-"Jenny, look at the screen!"
-being cold, but still needing ice cream
-trying to walk and use the circle properly
-Jenny's neighbours singing
-laura crying and then saying that she was only pretending
-tarin only taking 15 minutes to get drunk
-lindsay remembering stuff that no one else does
-eating cake and dropping it on the floor
-talking about sucking benji's cock
-trying to make our bagels
-falling on the floor laughing various times
-rockin out to simple plan
-tarin spitting on laura's carpet. laura not caring. "oh totally do it, that's fine
-tarin asking why her puke was bright blue
-laura trying to seduce jay in her sister's bedroom
-everyone hugging alex when he left
-tarin and the "spider"
-tarin peeing in front of me and danielle
-lining up for the bathroom the morning after
-meeting three days grace at time hortons. "damn those guys are hot. wait a minute, that's three days grace"
-"I'd run a thousand miles to fuck you"
-laura getting ass raped. then it was my turn
-me shoving the ass raping guy
-starting a mosh pit in a nickelback crowd. all the 40 year olds joining in.
-the old guys with the long curly hair. the long curly hair sticking to us
-laura not knowing what to do when the crowd surfers come near you
-laura almost loosing her glasses 50 times
-me resting my arm on the guy in front of me. laura laughing. the guy not caring.
-the guy talking to us during nickelback. "god bless you chad!" "put your hands up girls"
-"no, I don't love you chad. but these girls do!" *points*
-"no chad, thank YOU" "I love you chad" "I will pay you to sleep with me"
-dancing like mad women during nickelback. the 40 year olds looking at us like we were on crack
-"holy shit that's fucking steve from fucking new found glory" (me) "excuse me, are you from new found glory?" (laura) "no, but I get that alot. the guitar player right?" (dude)
-"liek oh my god I'm so hardcore because I wear a simple plan trucker hat and a simple plan t-shirt"
-dancing down the street singing "twist and shout"
-the guy in spenser's that sold me the made hoodie
-laura sleeping through the rolling stones
-the old man feeling me up at the rolling stones
-the hot guys singing and dancing to AC/DC
-the bed sheet that turned into head ties
-waiting and hour and a half for a hotdog
-walking with the mob to the gates to get in, seeing everyone with ataris' stickers. turning around and pushing through the mob to get some
-playing in the sprinklers on the way to see the stones. the sprinklers being turned off because of us
-"why is there a man standing in the middle of the street?" (me) "because we're downtown Jenny" (laura)
-"is this all? can I bring the bill now or are you going to order more food? are you sure?"
-"actually can I look at a menu please?" (laura) "a dessert menu?" (waitress) "no, an actual menu" (laura) "are you serious" (waitress) "yes" (laura)
-stealing butter and a spoon
-ordering appetizers after dessert
-"hi jon" "hi jon"
-listening to turkish music
-cheedum driving the wrong way on a one way street
-trying to close cheedums glove box
-"oh my god I just ran over a bird"
-I eat with a pitchfork
-"why are there cars coming if the light's red?"
-"ya, your butt looks good because you're wearing my skirt!"
-"well does my butt look good?"
-"if you want it cut in half it's going to cost more"
-"how are we going to fit 5 people in a photobooth?"
-looking at our pupils in the photobooth mirror
-"watch superman fly!"
-"I need to get laid"
-the guys from fleetway remembering tarin
-running into a tree
-attempting to high five danielle
-the girl and boy on the bus. "don't do drugs"
-"ok wait I didn't hear anything you just said"
-her shirt looks like where's waldo!
-"ok so your names are where's waldo and...jenn?"
-"and I said to myself, celine, you should stop doing mushrooms before shows"
-eating hot dogs. seeing sum 41 eating the same hot dogs the next day
-parking under christina's belly button
-"tickets! get your tickets!" (scalper) "do you wanna buy my tickets?" (me) "nooooo" (scalper)
-simon stalking us down at the merch booth
-the barenaked ladies doing the chicken dance with sars masks on
-fighting in the car and laura sitting there silently
-the lady literally only giving us one scoop of ice cream
-me and my mom having a pinching fight. laura joining
-"chuck to lane 21 please, chuck to lane 21"
-bugging lindsay
-trying to fit 2 people through the entrance poles in walmart
-watching the anthem in campus crew and trying to guess what part of the song they were at
-"goodday mate!" "eyeyeyeye!"
-wiping my spoon on laura's face
-spitting our gum at each other
-"hit them mom! if I was driving I would've hit them"
-dancing in sunrise to get laura to buy the mest cd
-"screw you ho!" (me) "screw you what?" (my mom) "eyeyeye" (me)
-listening to the kylie cover over and over on high volume
-AJ wearing the spiderman mask
-"get the drunk pussy up here!"
-lindsay's aunt thinking that I bought my GC shirt when I was in the east coast
-"we be representin" with our made and gc shirts
-the line up of traffic
-lindsay's horn blowing out
-lindsay not being able to steer the car because of the clapping in girls and boys
-the girl looking back at us on the bus because laura called me a prostitute
-laura's mom wanting to see the baby's penis
-"I'm tellin ya you guys are freaking people out with that doll! some old lady actually came up and asked me if it was real or not"
-the hot skaters
-me yelling at the people who were starring
-running through the gap
-the doll rocking out
-moshing in the bus shelter
-sars! everyone's doin it!
-laura not knowing that nfg was singing glory of love
-lindsay not puking when we met chris
-taking a half hour to decide what merch we want to buy
-the bags on the bus being noisy
-tarin biting me and me cutting off her circulation
-tarin ripping my autograph book AGAIN. and then saying it's not her fault.
-"this song is about how good charlotte can dress and we can't"
-"this guy has a good charlotte tattoo on his ass!"
-knowing what each other gets on their sub
-"what does your shirt say?" (me) "cock" (laura)
-"what's that? is that their van? oh. well maybe it will be warm"
-looking for lindsay and walking in the car lane
-"looks like this is going to be our home for a while..."
-"you can now find me at hall 5 in the international centre on the bench!"
-"why are you guys swearing so much?"
-giving my bracelets away. "jenny just got sars!"
-lindsay molesting my hand with her chest
-"I went mental nfg style!"
-lindsay wearing the headphones but not listening to anything
-"give it up for SARS!"
-"ya we're gonna have sex right here in front of all these people" (me) "well ok, let me in here" (some guy) *unbuckles belt*
-the aaron carter look alike
-"do you have ass hair?"
-"may I ask why you're feeling my ass? if you want to lean on me just ask"
-"i don't get what's so scary about watching a movie though"
-the blinking eye
-laura trying to crack my back
-finding my sister's flowers from march smushed in the bag
-blanco meow
-"So, when is Laura coming over?"
-"I'm falling through your legs!"
-watching the ring with our heads underneath the blanket
-recieving an email from Iraq Most Wanted. "why is osama emailing you?!!"
-being able to see toronto across the lake
-simple plan coming on in the store
-tarin's parents talking about rufus
-the lady taking my stool
-the action button on the remote. "so does that mean if you press it you get some action?"
-the phone book
-burning my donut
-being fasionably late but really geeky and early
-"you can tell she's been naughty! the little one!"
-going to subway at 1am
-tarin not finding any gum in all of niagara falls
-drumming to the moffatts on the way home
-laura's "bed"
-not realizing that there were lights above the beds
-forgetting the room keys
-the copetown sign
-"he's going to the bathroom. he's pulling his penis out of his pants right now"
-the guy dancing with the chair and the security telling him to put it away
-"oh my god. she's one of them."
-laura's fascination with the volume button on the way to Niagara
-running to east lions at 1am
-"he stretches before we get into bed. you know a full body stretch"
-playing suck and blow
-"paul's the poppa heffer"
-"you can have chico on the top and benji on the bottom because benji's quite the heffer"
-me talking about jeff and then him walking right by us
-"just so much for you" (laura) "how did you know?" (me)
-"hey guys! this girl just asked me who johnny cash is"
-"omg there's a lake on this side to!"
-"why would the beeper go off when we're walking into the store instead of out?"
-"whoa.... very peachy"
-"so many live journal entries, so little time!"
-"hey penguin, want a kiwi? I have aloe gel smeared all over my body"
-"ok now we're back in business"
-"well you can just leave your friends"
-"can't they pee somewhere else?"
-"do you know where speed city records is?" (laura) "ya, it's actually right across the street" (guy in vinnys)
-the coke coming out of my mouth AND my nose
-"you can't burn in the snow"
-"that's like saying you can't freeze to death in the summer!"
-"it's the stupid firetrucks.... they keep changing the lights!"
-people are burning to death and all you care about is crossing the
street!"
-"how old are you guys?" (some kid) "12"(laura)
-the tordans light on the sidewalk "whoa guys look! haha those lady's are laughing at us"
-"Ok do you guys want me to call my dad here? Never mind someone got a little
mad"
-"I saw you videotaping the poor mooses sitting there trying to eat their pizza."
-"we're running across the street in london. very shaky ride."
-"but he doesn't know you're obsessed with him, you go look"
-"the phoenix is the worst fucking place. you can quote me on that"
-"you want to nestle your head right in his bicep"
-"ok vein boy, come hunt me down"
-"I don't want to tell you my real name. we're here to discuss my nickname"
-"my name in spanish is trevor"
-"my name is tel celery"
-"hi it's Jenny from the NewPL. We're standing in front of cousin vinnys pizza, the best pizza in town"
-"you can get famous people here at cousin vinnys pizza like the hot guy that we don't know his name from star 67"
-*boy runs away* "OMG SO FUCKING MUCH FOR ME"
-"we're for tourist london dot ca"
-"this movie is called living with michael jackson staring me, as michael jackson"
-"we're from sarnia. an hour west of this place."
-"can the guys on the bikes please not feel sad and walk away?"
-"I wouldn't mind being his bitch again"
-"it's cold. probably about -49 degrees"
-"you can get pizza here for $2.00"
-"lets not talk to them. they look scary. back up guys, guys, back up"
-"excuse me, I'm done my news report"
-"how ya doin? HOW YA DOIN?"
-"that is my dad. he's just driving away."
-"eyeye because ah boison's coming in"
-"hi how are you today? that's 12.64 all together. here's your change, have a good night"
"WE SHIT!"
-"dave got two new tattoos. wanna see?"
-going crazy seeing wave on the huge screen downtown toronto
-the lady sleeping on the bus
-laura drumming like bob and skipping the cd
-trying to go back to so high but the discman wouldn't stop playing morning delight
-the orange juice squirting in my eye
-laura's drawings
-the bison truck
-diana screaming about pauls tight pants and his penis
-getting condoms signed
"even though I've already met you like 10 time though, right?" (dave) "Well ya" (me)
-dave trying to play the beginning of state of mind and I say "gymt!"
-SUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!
-sawa sawa sawa!
-"laura, simon wants a picture with us" (me) "I don't care" (laura)
-hiding from simon
-"Jenny, take that pin off. It's inappropriate"
-"where's tarin? she needs to g-y-m-t"
-tarin spitting her tea all over laura
-calling sydney
-laura video taping my butt and us ignoring her
-the cheese falling off of laura's pizza
-watching the moffatts over and over and over until tarin fell asleep
-laura dancing like an idiot in the middle of the phoenix. brandon joining her. angelo walking away like he's never seen those people before in his life.
-putting tarin's tim hortons uniform on to see who would make the best employee
-"would you be offended if I smelled your sweater? it smells nice"
-seeing not by choice's new video in the mall and pulling laura's arm off
-the Wendys' employee
-"Oh my god we're surrounded by hot men. There's one on each side. What do we do? Where do we go? It's going to be ok. Just breathe."
-*goes to find tarin, walks by mr hot shit, turns around and grabs laura*
-"can I have his babies? all 35 of them?"
-"well you could always sell the babies." "oh, well in that case I'll take three."
-"lookin good today sweet muffin"
-the toronto hotel adventure. enough said.
-"because bob moffatt would be sitting naked on my bed just waiting for my mouth to grasp onto his penis?"
-"I have boobs. Man boobs that is. I think I have cleavage to. Feel them and tell me."
-"are my nipples crooked?"
-aLLed
-"no Jenny, that's a jeep. g-e-e-p"
-"pardon? what's your brother's name?" (me) "Ralph" (ms. klein) *giggles* "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST LAUGHED AT HER BROTHER'S NAME!" (riley)
-"that's very... VAGUE!"
-"oh lord." (me) "haha lord.. oh lordy!" (riley)
-Crooked sunglasses, frozen lipgloss, liquid concealer and clip on earrings
-"DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT!"
-"Hi can I make a collect call? WHAT THE HELL? *Stacey hangs up*
-"So where are your other sons?" (laura) "What other sons?" (frank) "You know, your other ones" (laura) "Oh shit I don't know. One's in... Mexico?" (frank)
-"It didn't piss me off that he was gay. But he's like butterfly gay *flaps arms*"
-"Did you know that if you peel the sticker off of your beer it means you're sexually frustrated?"
-"The windshield wipper needs to calm itself"
-"Guys, will it still accept my bus ticket if it's wet and ripped? No? Well fuck" *throws the bus ticket in the snow*
-It takes a half hour to pick out drinks and only 5 minutes to consume them
-"Oh look cookies 80 cents! Does that mean 80 cents each?"(me) "No, for a dozen you idiot" (tarin)
-Brandon at the bus stop
-Laura's foggy glasses (It IS TO funnie. Every single time I see it.)
-"I have the biggest craving to go on live journal right now. Like I haven't been on since last night."
-"Scott, the one that drives the mercedes?" (guy at the phoenix) "Ummm... no. More like a pontiac?" (me and tarin)
-*starts to run across the street, sees Laura looking at the used cd store and looking for an excuse* USED CD STORE! WE'LL MEET YOU AT WILLIAMS LATER! *runs like hell back across the street* Laura says she loves me.
-"So if I buy 3 I get the 4th free? But why can't I get the most expensive one free? What if I hide New Found Glory in the middle?"
-"Oh no. My eye is frozen shut."
-"I can't believe you guys were going to let me walk down the street downtown BY MYSELF!"
-"Tarin there's no need to sit on Laura's lap, there's plenty of room for everyone"
-"Oh no I can't see anymore. I CAN'T SEE THE BUS!!!"
-Girl waiting at the bus stop. Girl waiting at the bus stop part 2
-"Oh shit. Both my parents are home. We could've gotten a ride home guys"
-"OH MY GOD. LIKE OH MY GOD!"
-"That'll be 3.84" (guy) "Did you say 3.84?" (laura) "That's what I said" (guy)
-"Can we get a picture of our heads under our butts?"
-"Which Scott are you thinking of?" (laura) "The same one as you" (guy at phoenix) "How do you know" (laura) "Oh I know these things" (guy at phoenix)
-"You guys are so panicked. It's like 'Oh look there's a million cars coming, we have to run!"
-"Are you guys going home soon?"
-"Prepare for departure, Tarin. Attention. Wait for the flashing light."
-"Do I pull it yet? Now? Do I pull it yet? Ok do you WANT to miss your stop?"
-Meghan's braces glowing
-"Do I get the smoothie or the milkshake? The smoothie or the milkshake? THE SMOOTHIE OR THE MILKSHAKE?"
-Meghan walking around like nothing's going on in Laser Quest and wondering where everyone is
-Every 5 seconds our lasers say "You've been tagged by ahboison"
-Getting lost in Laser Quest with Tarin and yelling for Marshall. Yes MARSHALL. HIS NAME WAS MARSHALL. He wasn't the martial or a martian you idiot.
-Laura and the hanger on her head
-The pizza guy's mom buying him pants
-Guys it's snowing on the bus. My face is getting wet."
-"We're going to have to ask you to leave the theatre, you're being disrupptive"
-"RUN! IT'S BRANDON!"
-"Where's that boison chick? I don't think she likes me very much."
-"Don't you just LOVE Savage Garden?"
-"Oh look there's Amber! No wait, she shouldn't be going that way..."
-"Well that was graceful"
-"Tuck and roll my way baby!"
-"So you want me to order pizza? So you want 2 extra larges? Ya but do you want double cheese? Ok so you want me to bargain with them? What if they ask me for money? What do I do then?" (brandon) "Ok no. We definitely cannot send Brandon to go get the pizza" (scott)
-"Gee I wonder what this does... *flicks the light switch* ohhh it's the lights"
-"So you think I'm stupid? Scott they think I'm retarded"
-"Look guys it says boison on the can!"
-"Thanks captain obvious!"
-"Sorry, Brandon's not here tonight, eh? He's at home sick"
-"Were you guys here on Friday?"
-"So you guys are here to 'pick up posters'?"
-"When Brandon got his nipple pierced he thought he was getting his ear done"
-"What's 2+2? Well I was reading this book the other day..."
More coming soon.... when I think of more and I'm not lazy.