Our Rants

At the crazyworldofcheese we firmly believe in saying exactly what you think.  therefore, as a method to express our views on important subjects, including modern day politics, we are doing a rant page.  Which is basically a page where all we do is rant.

Exactly what is the point in teaching us how to distinguish the difference between an Asian Elephant and an African Elephant.  What does it matter if one has a longer tail than the.  Who cares.  How is this going to save our life.  Why?  Who cares?  They are both unnecessary animals that serve very little purpose than to carry people around all day that cant be bothered to do anything.                                                                                                       Jas

America. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Bush and Blair have got to be the most annoying people on the planet.  Not only do they insist on blowing up foreigners for no reason but they blow their own people and us British people up as well.  I'm hoping that they do their usual trick and drop a nuclear bomb on themselves as they already seem to have decided to drop a bomb on Yorkshire saying, "oh no it slipped off."  Idiots Down with the dictators.  Long live the revolution.                                                                         Spaz

Mr X says he don't like:- Airplanes.I pity the fool who put me on a plane. Twats who ride scooters and spend their time drinking cheap cider and sniffing prit stix on shop car parks. i pity those fools. Bush and Blair those scum bum buddies, if i met them i would slowly remove their intestines through their ears. For more information about  remove your nemisis' internal organs through various orifices send a question to Mr X on the advice page. French people, they smell.

Upside down CD labels make me want to hurt guinea pigs. I mean whats goin on with that? How thick are you people? Its not hard to make the bastard writing the right way up. If I ever find out who you are you are going down. To Chinatown. Thats right. Oh my god I hate Pires. Stupid froggy divin nobcheese. He is the most French person ever and falls over if an oppostion player is in the same county. Good player mind. Andy.

Pires - you know you've done wrong.

Lets get busy. Right so my topic of hatred is jeans, firstly Reefer jeans they are complete sets of bastards, the jeans that is. Say for example i was walking down the street after i had just visited an entertainment venue such as a film showing theatre more commonly known as a Cinema and on my way up to the bus station i feel a strange tingling sensation in my groinal region, then a strange noise begins to emitt from my groin. Without a moments hesitation i spring into action, i shout 'ITS MY PHONE'!! I begin to make the journey down towards my gland to my phone, on contact with my jeans i realise I' ve got Reefer jeans on, the struggle begins,The pockets on the jeans are so small that you need an optical camera and surgeons extractor prongs, if on hand. But unless you have just finished a days work at North Staffs(come on the team) you are very unlikely to have these instruments on hand so i find the second best way is to struggle frantically  possibly dropping to the ground and at the same time shouting 'FUCKING REEFER JEANS, I CANT GET MY PHONE OUT' or words to that effect.The only thing you can do is never wear or better than that never buy Reefer jeans, sounds easy but now the problem comes to a H E A D!! The jeans are so cheap that you couldn't even buy a box of toffee for the price of the jeans, and i fackin love toffee.My solution to the problem, make the bloody pockets bigger, yes its that simple. That' right. A rant still to come still on the topic of jeans is button up flies!        Goodbybe .   Vandy(adam). buuuuuuu

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