What is the best way to hump a chicken?
Steph
Matt says....
Well, always remember protection, whether it be a condom or knee pads, protection is a key element because we don't want any of those nasty rashes to spoil or fun. Do we?
Second of all, lubrication. Those chickens are small animals(unless GM modified or kept in a shed) so we don't want any tight squeezes to cause pain for both yourself and the chicken.
And finally, let the fun begin, although the chickens anal passage is a suitable input for your "Impliment" feel free to explore many other possibilities including, the beak region, the eye or maybe purchase a Black & Decker power drill and create an orophis of your own. Enjoy.....
They are coming to get me. What do I do?
Jas says....
In times like these you need to confide in your dearest friends. The imaginary people that are following you are not your friends but instead want to eat your toe nails. They must be stopped. You need to take a firm grasp of their enormous lips and get the toe nail clippers on them. in reference to the killer goldfish that are chasing you it is important that you run for you life. run now. stop reading this and run. Why are you still reading. they will have your eyes out. run. I can hear them coming run, run, "Go on kill yourself, go on kill yourself" saaaavvvveeee meeeeeeee
From all
I think we need to tread very carefully on this topic. as you are female and not male there is absolutely nothing wrong with being bi-sexual. if you were male however you should stop being greedy and make your mind up. if you want to choose one, you need to think about where you experienceed most pleasure, and reached the highest point of arousal, this is very important. if we have not been able to help you, send us a photo and a contact number and we will try to help you again.
What is the best way of scrounging money off your parents?
From Jase
Tom says:
Jase, I can understand how your simple mind could easily confuse generosity from my parents with scrounging on my part. Scrounging is wrong and should not be encouraged. However, if you are short of cash, consider hiring yourself out as a JCB, a job I think your hands could be useful in.
He says he is the curry king. I once went out for a curry with a group of friends and when the waiter brought me my curry it wasn't hot enough, so I demanded for them to spice it up a bit. It was too hot now though...I managed to keep my coolin front of my mates...until I threw up. How can I keep a spicy curry down Kev, help me.
P.S. I know you will help me when I tell you I'm 5 years old...
Kev says...
Well, sweetie, you've come to the right man. I am indeed an expert in the delights of super, extra hot curry, which makes me incredibly manly. I also send curries back when they are too hot, not too look hard, just because I can handle it. However, I am unable to help you this time because I have no expertise in throwing up after such a curry, as I never have. I DID NOT do so on the 17th December at Chandry Cottage, all over the car park. I'm too tough to do so, I am the god of fire curries, worship me oh young one, and we can share the delights of the curry together.