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| To Adam, What's the best way to eat a mouse? Howard Adam says... If you're a real man, like me, than sushi style comes highly recommended. Grasp the tail firmly, and lower into mouth headfirst. It may try to resist, in which case, twat it with a hammer/your head/any handy blunt instrument. If you're having the girlfriend around for a romantic dinner she may be squemish, so i recommend blending, add lemon juice and garlic to taste. |
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| To all the team (except Kev)... Hiya, just wanted to say i am really scared cos this boy called Kev Pickerill keeps following me and my mates everywhere saying i look v.nice in my uniform and all sorts of stuff and he is always huggin me and ticklin me but i am very scared. Emily (aged 7 years) We say... If he tries to hug or tickle you twat him. If he comes near you twat him. If he tries to send a message to you, twat him. It's what we do. Seriously, this guy is a known girl chaser, and must be avoided. If you, or anyone spot him looking fishy at Creation nappy nights report him to us, or the police, immediately. We must unite to stop these weirdo's. Emily, you are not alone... |
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| To all the team, A girl (known to many poor souls), aka Vicky, is scary!!! She insists on touching everyone and everything, with the added catchphrase "I love you". She scares young children and the weak and mentalists. Recently she has taken to touching the art teacher at a prestigeous school (Blythe) on his face, hair (or no hair as it may be) and his bum!!! Paddy i understand your pain as she quite often gropes you and your hair too! Saying things like "sexy Paddy" (which is obviously true), but you just don't neeed it do you Paddy? What should be done to retain this monster from contaminating mankind? Abbi We say... A public stoning. |
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