The Door Incident

Well, where do i begin?? I know, at the start!OK so new Years eve at approximately 9:34 Matt thought it would be a good idea to go down the stairs on his wheel-less skateboard. It was a good idea because Matt could do it, but Jas is a whole different kettle of fish(and hands). Jase made it to the bottom but smashed in to the door and snapped it clean off its hinges. Wow must be the hands. Enjoy....

Ooops i think i've broken the door. You Think! You've snapped it off the chuffin' hinges.

OOOOh this is fun

I know lets use this hinge to fix it

Come on lads join The Darkside and break doors with me with oversized hands.

Nice plan no-one will ever know. Or will they?

The only reason I broke the door is because my hands are this much bigger than Paddy's. LAAAARGE.

Well we thought no-one would find out but Jas thought it would be a good idea to throw the hinge in the bin. Nice one Jas because Matt's mum emptied the bin the next day. Dumbass.

Now thats sorted I think i'll; take a well deserved wee wee.

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