2. No matter what the nick, all our female members are ladies. You get more with honey than you do with vinegar. If you want someone to talk to you, beginning a chat with, "Hey, [insert any derogatory name here], wanna [insert any derogatory activity here]?" will, at the very least, get you laughed at. Try being polite. Maybe you'll get somewhere.

3. No spamming, trolling, or advertising. If you repeat the same line over and over one of the operators will take notice and kick/ban you. No, we don't care to see your wife naked at the bathroom mirror. No, we don't really care which fantasy starlet deserves to "get it hard", we could care less. We don't care if you have a huge penis or a large pair of breasts. We don't want you to urinate on us. Most of us have seen tubgirl. Again with the not caring.

4. No child sex, no kiddie sex, no incest, no family sex, no animal sex in any form, no toilet sex, no snuff sex, no necrophilia sex, no co-channelling with any of these channels or these types of channels is tolerated.

5. No trading pictures, movies, music, personal information, or pirated software. The only trading we accept are needlepoint patterns and the odd cookie recipe.