"A.J." (Another Jerk)

I USED TO BE ONE OF THE MANY,
NEVER CARED LESS ABOUT ANY, 
HIDE IN THE DARK, I LERK. 
SPIT IN YOUR MOTHERS FACE CAUSE, 
WHAT CAN I SAY, I'M ANOTHER JERK TO MANY,
YOUR MOTHER, YOUR SISTER, 
YOUR AUNT ALL COST A PENNY.
I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK, 
ALL YOU DO IS TRY TO KEEP YOUR SELF IN CHECK, 
I GOT EARS IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD, ON THE BACK OF MY NECK,
AND ONE ON MY TECH... I MADE YOU AJ DON'T MAKE ME BREAK YOU...
CAUSE IF I CATCH YOU DISSIN ME, I'M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO TAKE IT...
AND IF I SEE YOU IN THE STREET I'LL STRIP YOU NAKED...
YOU GOT THAT? I HOPE YOU DID. 
CAUSE YOU KNOW YOUR TOO SLOW FOR ANYTHING ELSE KID...
 WHY WOULD YOU WANNA PISS ME OFF...
NOW I'M MAD AND SATAN IS HAPPY TO SEE ONE OF HIS KIDS AND THAT'S ME.. 
COME TO TEAR YOU APART BY THE SEEMS... 
I'M NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN OR MAYBE I AM..
 THERE IS APART OF ME INSIDE THAT HATES YOUR ASS.. 
AND HOPES YOU GET HIT BY A MAZDA TRANS AM, 
CAUSE THAT WAS MY PLAN IN THE BEGINING AND THEN I CHANGED MY MIND....
 CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WHERE ALRIGHT TO HANG WITH..
BUT NOW I SEE I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET THE WHIP AND TEACH YOU A LESSON.... 
AND RELEASE ALOT OF AGGRESSION...YOU REMEMBER THAT CD... 
YOU LUCKY TO BE WHO YOU BE CAUSE IF IT WAS UP TO ME... 
I WOULD TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT YOU AND STEPHANIE,
YOU AND JOSEPHINE, YOU AND RAVEN,
YOU AND MELISSA AND MELISSA THAT'S MY NEW BABY... 
AND YOUR TRYING TO TALK TO HER WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY.. 
ALL THE LADIES IN THE BOOK PLACE IS MINE...
AND IF I TAKE ACTION ON YOUR ASS I'M GOING TO DO TIME... 
AND WE DON'T WANT THAT. SO AJ I TELL YOU THIS BACK UP OFF THE ONES..
THAT LIKE ME AND STAY THE WAY YOU ARE..... 
TOO FRIENDLY THAT IS TOO SCARY...
I USED TO BE ONE OF THE MANY,
NEVER CARED LESS ABOUT ANY, 
HIDE IN THE DARK, I LERK. 
SPIT IN YOUR MOTHERS FACE CAUSE, 
WHAT CAN I SAY, I'M ANOTHER JERK TO MANY,
YOUR MOTHER, YOUR SISTER, 
YOUR AUNT ALL COST A PENNY.

"SHIT AINT FUNNY"

I REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST MET YOU, IT'S UNBELIEVEABLE, 
THE WAY THAT YOU STARED AT ME, WAS UNDENIABLE, BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS LOVE,
I'D CRY OVER YOU, I'D DIE OVER YOU, I'D LIE JUST FOR YOU. BUT YOUR THE LIAR.
AND I FELT LIKE A CHUMP..MY DICK WAS TOO SMALL SO I BROUGHT A PENIS PUMP.
NOW MY SHIT IS 12, INCHES OF PAIN, SHOVING MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH LIKE A PLUNGER
TO A DRAIN. YOU FUCKING SISSY..BITCH ASS SLUT WANNA PLAY ME..YOU BROKE BITCH,
TRYING TO CHEAT ME FOR MY MONEY, SHIT AINT FUNNY, FUCK HOES..DON'T CHEAT! 
SHIT AINT FUNNY, BEAT MEAT, STAY SWEET, GOTTA EAT, I GOTTA EAT, SHIT AINT
FUNNY, SHIT AINT FUNNY, DON'T CHEAT, BEAT MEAT, GOTTA EAT, I GOTTA EAT, 
SHIT AINT FUNNY, SHIT AINT FUNNY.
WHEN I LIVED ON 167 I GOT MUCH RESPECT,
FROM FINDLAY, AND MORRIS AND FOREST PROJECTS, ON BOSTON ROAD.
LET MY STORY BE TOLD, YOUNG LIGHT AND CRAZY, YEAH I HAVE BIG BALLS!
AND YOU KNOW I'M NOT A PLAYER..."CAUSE I DON'T LOVE THEM HOES" SO....
BEAT MEAT, STAY SWEET, GOTTA EAT, I GOTTA EAT, SHIT AINT FUNNY,
SHIT AINT FUNNY, DON'T CHEAT, BEAT MEAT, GOTTA EAT, I GOTTA EAT, 
SHIT AINT FUNNY, SHIT AINT FUNNY.

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