Only in America
- Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
- Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
- Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke.
- Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
- Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage.
- Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
- Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
- Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures".