Ways to Irritate Your Professor

• Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
• Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
• Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". (at least for the Male profs)
• Address the professor as "your excellency".
• When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"
• Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking.
• Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.
• Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and snickering.
• Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when the professor can't understand you.
• Wink at the professor every few minutes. (Hey you might even get a date if he/she is cute)
• Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.
• Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.

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