101 Things to Do With an AOL Disk

• Mini cutting board (great for the office or the car, use metal door for knife)
• Attach it to a ruler and presto! - you've got a fly swatter.
• Construct a life size replica of Stonehenge.
• At a restaurant, shove one under a wobbling table leg.
• Money clip (use the metal door and discard the plastic case...the "rich nerd" look is IN this year).
• Eye patch (for one-eyed software pirates).
• Christmas ornaments (the more the merrier).
• Give them to young children to use as building blocks.
• Glue them to the bottom of the space shuttle and use them as re-entry burn tiles.
• Dentures (melt & form them into new teeth for grandma).
• Room dividers for hamsters.
• Drink coasters.
• Use multiple disks to create an ideal door stopper.
• Ice scraper.
• Bathroom tile.
• Bookmark.
• Mini frisbee.
• Air hockey puck.
• Dog chew toy.
• Dart board.
• Pooper scooper.
• Grill scraper.
• Use them for karate board-breaking demonstrations (save a tree).
• Wrist slicer - after receiving first AOL bill (use metal door).
• Conversation piece for coffee table.
• Destroy them - smash, burn, or run over to relieve stress.
• Light switch cover.
• Chinese throwing stars (tape 2 together).
• Clay pigeons for target practice.
• Greeting card (bind two together at one end).
• Halloween treat (give them away all night long).
• Bullet proof vest (arrange together in triple thickness).
• Firewood.
• Bird house.
• Paper weights.
• Pen holders (make a box without a top).
• Post it-notes holder.
• Refrigerator magnet (glue a magnet to the back).
• A very sturdy base for putting the motorcycle sidestand on when parking on soft surfaces.
• Keep 'em in the trunk for extra traction in the snow.
• Solar Eclipse Glasses (open door and look through disk at the sun/moon -actually works).
• Placing one in each back pocket helps children who get paddled by the coach. This spreads the force to a wider area.
• Make an AOL disk & pasta casserole.
• Incense burners (put stick in hole of disk hub and light the incense.
• Bug Shield (glue a bunch to the front of your car's hood).
• Put them on car windshields at the mall (along with this list).
• Melt the plastic of the disks into a giant sculpture.
• Hand them out as party favors.
• Hidden/spare key holder (crack open 1 side, insert key and then place near door. Completely safe...who would want an AOL disk?)
• Vertical blinds.
• Be an AOL diskette surgeon and disect a diskette.
• Bench press weights (I can press 120).
• Grind 'em up and refertilize the front lawn.
• The new "Domino's stuffed-crust pizza" filling.
• Tell the kids to leave warm milk & AOL disks for Santa.
• Brake shoes.
• House insulation.
• Recycle them for the scrap metal.
• Kitchen tile for Bill Gates' new mansion in Seatle (walk all over the competition)
• Hockey Puck.
• Add water and special plant life to make a Chia-Disk.
• Noise maker for your bike spokes (why damage your valuable baseball cards).
• Put one on a leash and drag it along as you walk...makes the perfect pet.
• Poker chips.
• Baseball practice (throw them up in the air and hit them with the bat).
• Keychain (Put a key ring through one of the writeprotect holes and you've got a snappy executive bathroom keychain for the office).
• Mail to 10 friends-start an AOL chain-letter (add a disk with each link).
• Earmuffs (glue some fur on one side, then attach a U-shaped piece of bent coathanger to both disks).
• Grind them up to make fake snow.
• Earrings (put loop into write-protect hole).
• Dental floss (use actual disk).
• Use them for zipper pulls (instead of ski lift tickets).
• When your collection of disks reaches 52, use them for a deck of cards.
• Use them to fill potholes.
• Hood ornament.
• Snow blower replacement blades.
• Put them in your shirt pocket to make you look smart.
• Make two stacks of 10 and use them as heels for platform shoes.
• Rubic's cube case (make into box).
• Shipping material (keeps your photos from being bent in the mail).
• Protect your table from burns caused by hot pots and pans.
• Snack trays (great for holding hors d'oeuvres at parties).
• Give them as stocking stuffers to all those people who piss you off.
• Fly paper (use actual disk and put string through middle, hang 2" apart and apply honey to disks).
• Pocket protector
• They make a *dandy* addition to a #$*+&% neighbor's back yard. Better yet, get them to actually install it on their computer.
• Use them as elbow and knee pads.
• Wax scraper for snowboards.
• Use them to decorate your aquarium and create Computer City under water.
• Tape a few together and use them as a mouse pad.
• Collect a large mass and detonate a supernova.
• A wind clacker (similar to a wind chime).
• Soap dish (remove metal to prevent rusting).
• Row markers for your vegetable garden. (carrots, beans, peas....)
• Makes the perfect dance floor for your ant colony.
• Bread roller (use actual disks and put rod through center-use about 100).
• Hot glue gun resting/protecting pad.
• Baby mobile.
• Fence (may need a few thousand).
• Toe tags for mortuaries. Great for identifying dead computer nerds.
• Wonderbra inserts for that Madonna-techno look.

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