| EXCELLENT,YOUNG ADVENTURER. YOUR QUEST BEGINS NOW! |
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| YOU WILL NEVER GET YONDER THIS IMPECABLE MASS OF TEXT! | |||||||||
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| EXCELLENT! YOU HAVE PASSED THE IMPECABLE BLOCKADE OF EVIL TEXTISHED. NOW, YOU WILL FACE TENFOLD OF A CHALLANGE... | |||||||||
| YOU SPY A BUCKLE OF TREES. THEY ARE IN THRICE FORMATION, MEANING THEY THAT YOU SPY UPON ARE REALLY THE ENTERANCING OF THE YONDER QUEST. THEY ARE A BOUNDING 11 SCORES HIGH AND A PARCEL IN METRIC DIAMETERE. YOU: | |||||||||
| A) LAY DOWN AND CRY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND YE OLDE EINGLISH AND YOU AREN'T SURE WEATHER A PARCEL IS A MORCEL OR YE OLDE GOLF TERM GONE YE OLDETH. | |||||||||
| B) DISCOVER THAT ALL THOSE OLDE LANGUAGE SPEAK IS JUST BAHOBERGOOBER AND ENTER THE WOODS. | |||||||||
| C) KICK MANY A TREE TENFOLD IN HOPES OF GAINING THRICE BONUS COINAGE! | |||||||||