WAIT, YOU INTURRUPT, WHY DO YOU SAY 'MANY A YEAR AGO'? CAN'T YOU JUST SAY MANY YEARS AGO?
"NO! SHUT UP! I'M A TELLING YOU A RATHER YE OLDEISH TALE!"
YOU JUST SAID A AGAIN FOR NO REASON.
THE ILLITERATE JUST STARES AT YOU, RATHER RETARDEDLY.
"WONDERFUL, EVERYONE HATES YOU. OK, SO MANY A YEAR AGO, THERE WAS A GUY IN THE FOREST-"
WAS IT YOU?
HE LOOKS DOWN, NOTICING THAT YOU HAVE AND ARE PRESENTLY RUINING HIS YE OLDE TALE.
"OK, WELL, THERE WAS IS OTHER GUY IN THE YONDER FOREST WOODS. THE WOODS FLORISHED AND WAXED MIGHTLY. THEN, AN NOT SO YE OLDE WIZARD CAME AND ADDED AN "H" TO THE TREES. FORTUNATELY ONLY THIS RING OF OAK THREES WERE AFFECTED.
HE PUTS HIS HAND ON YOUR SHOULDER. YOU THINK HE'S MASSAGING IT FOR A MOMENT.
HEY MAN! DON'T BE FREAKY IN THESE YONDER WOODS!
SO SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE QUEER. NOW I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU. THE CANADIAN WABBLES AWAY TO RETRIEVE A WIDDLE OF A TRINKET. "THIS POORLY WRAPPED TRIKET IS A GIFT FROM THE GODS. IT'S A-"
SUDDENLY HE GET'S HIS PANTS CAUGHT ON A TWIG AS HE WAS RETURNING BACKTO YOU AND HE CUMBUSTS FOR NO REASON. YOUR QUEST AND PEOPLE YOU'RE MEETING GET WEIRDER AND WEIRDER.
YOU: