A – No.
Q – Did you check for blood pressure?
A – No.
Q – Did you check for breathing?
A – No.
Q – So, it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A – No.
Q – How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A – Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q – But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A – Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
