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Remember when you were little and you'd practice kissing?  First it was on a pillow, then you moved onto a watermelon... and when you were confident enough, you'd ask a friend to "help test things out."  And voila!  You were ready to kiss the guy (or girl) of your dreams.  However, it does take more that to make a kiss perfect... for example, body language.  That's something Mackenzie and Billy really need to work on.  Don't get me wrong, Mac and Billy are great when they kiss each other, but when they kiss other people, it's Ugghh City.  So to prevent you all from visiting Ugghh City, I want to pass on what I've learned about kissing. 

Things NOT to do while kissing that "special" someone...

#1.  Look at other people.  You will give an impression that you're not interested in the person you're kissing (duh Billy!). You might as well be kissing the hairy taxi driver down the street, for all you care.

#2.  Crossing your arms.  It would be fine if you crossed them around the person, but other than that, it's a no-no.  By doing so, no real emotion is expressed except indifference... "ho hum who cares?  We're only swapping spit.  Which remiiiiinds me, I need to wipe that dead bug from my windshield before I go out partying."

Things you SHOULD do while kissing that "special" someone...

#1.  Grab that person.... and I don't mean forcefully.  We wouldn't want you to be sued for physical abuse, you know :)  You can grab them by their clothes (as in the picture) or by their arm, back, or waist.  This is great body language for "I want you!"  It's innocent and sweet. 

The picture pretty much shows it all!

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Do you have any wonderful insights into the world of kissing?  Care to share?  Email me and you might find your kissing Do's and Don'ts here ooooonnnn... Kissing 101!

The screencaps/pictures on this page are from Mac and Billy Online.  (Thanks!)  I cropped them to my preference.