After the opening animation, Mr Voiceman always welcomes Wink into the studio by making some comment that refers back to the line he used to open the show.  Wink usually makes a funny comment based on the announcers comment, then Wink introduces Sam and Aaron.  Here are a few of the many 'things' Wink has been called.

• And now...a guy who always excuses himself before he leaves the room....
• Please welcome the only true rodent-like host on TV...
• Please welcome the most unphotogenic host on TV...
• And now...please welcome the only free standing experiment on TV...
• And now...please welcome the poodle of television hosts...
• And now...please welcome the only hypo-allergenic host on television...
• And now...a guy whose wardrobe is a walking drama...
• And now...please welcome the honorary chairman of the Big Hair Single's Club...
• And now...please welcome a guy who sings to himself in the mirror...
• And now...please welcome the clam chowder of television hosts...
• And now...please welcome the host with the crispy hair...
• And now...please welcome the only TV host with his own lingering aroma...
• And now...please welcome the saltiest host on TV...
• And now...please welcome the only host on television who smells like kitty litter...
• And now...please welcome the only talking telephone pole on television
• And now...please welcome a great big ball of polyester lint...
• And now...please welcome a guy who still drives his mother's car...
• And now...please welcome the walking chalk stick with the big hair...
• And now...please welcome a guy who thinks that cholesterol is a type of hair gel...
• And now...a guy who lives in the past and pollutes the present...
• And now...please welcome the creamiest klutz on television...
• And now...please welcome the nightmare of all social occasions...
• And now...please welcome the one and lonely...
• And now...a guy who takes the time to stop and chew his toenails...
• And now...a guy who failed gym class 5 times...
• And now...a guy who looks like a possum but dresses like a squirrel...
• And now...a guy who writes love letters, to himself...
• And now...a guy who spends his extracuricular time in glee classes...
• And now...please welcome a man who swims like a possum and looks like a bird...
• And now...a guy who's never late for lunch, with his mama...
• And now...please welcome the host with the tackiest wardrobe in television...
• And now...please welcome the only TV host who was hatched out of a polyester egg...
• And now...please welcome the guy who puts the 'oo' in goo...
• And now...please welcome the former captain of the noodles gymnastic team...
• And now...please welcome the goat cheese and pepperoni of TV hosts...
• And now...please welcome the walking dental floss with the big hair and the tacky suit...
• And now...please welcome the only host on television who has a flea collar buit into his cheap, polyester suit...
• And now...please welcome the always punctual and oh-so tacky...
• And now...please welcome the pointiest nose on television...
• And now...please welcome the most socially repellant gameshow host on TV...
• And now...please welcome the only professional zit popping host on TV...
• And now...please welcome the only TV gameshow host who's proud of his foot odor...
• And now...please welcome the scrub-brush of TV gameshow hosts...
• And now...please welcome the only TV host who squishes bananas between his toes...
• And now...please welcome the scaliest guy on TV...
• And now...please welcome a guy who sleeps in tacky, polyester pajamas...
• And now...please welcome the only TV host who packages his own toilet aroma...
• And now...please welcome a guy who blows his nose on his socks...
• And now...please welcome the only low-calorie, string bean host on television...
• And now...please welcome a guy who's been using the same toothbrush for the last 10 years...
• And now...please welcome a guy who guarantees to stink up a tent, any playce...any time...
• And now...please welcome a guy who snacks on his toe-nails...
• And now...please welcome the flatest guy on TV...
• And now...please welcome the squarest root of them all...
• And now...please welcome the moldiest host on TV...
• And now...please welcome the TV host with the blinding wardrobe...
• And now...please welcome a guy who smells like toes and looks like cheese...
• And now...please welcome a guy who soaks his head in sardine juice...
• And now...please welcome the smelliest guy on TV...
• And now...please welcome the only TV gameshow host who still wears a bib...
• And now...please welcome the sweatiest feet in showbiz...
• And now...please welcome the stalest personality on TV...
• And now...please welcome a guy who's always lost, and always found...
• And now...please welcome the biggest slice of ham on the platter...
• And now...please welcome a guy who smells like a pair of sweaty socks...
• And now...please welcome a guy who thinks Y2K is a type of hair gel...
• And now...please welcome the drippiest host on TV...
• And now...please welcome a guy who uses his library card to pick his teeth...
• And now...please welcome the guy in the ancient suit...
• And now...please welcome the guy in the tackiest shorts on the deck...
• And now...please welcome the guy with the deflated personality...
• And now...please welcome a guy who smells like kitty litter and looks like cheese...
• And now...please welcome a guy who scared his teachers with his wardrobe...
• And now...please welcome the great regurgitater of TV gameshow hosts...
• And now...please welcome the 1984 poster boy for tooth decay...
• And now...please welcome the only host who comes with his own pooper-scooper...
• And now...please welcome the Olympic mdealist in free-style slithering...
• And now...please welcome a man whose mottos is 'Have hair, will travel'...
• And now...please welcome a man who washes once a year, even if he doesn't have to...
• And now...please welcome a man who likes worms as a pizza topping...
• And now...please welcome the home coming queen for the 1992 Apple Core Carnival...
• And now...please welcome the greatest  hive-jive of all TV gameshows hosts...
• And now...please welcome a man who's known for changing dirty diapers, his own...
• And now...please welcome a man who's no stranger to food poisoning...
• And now...please welcome a man who never went to school and doesn't believe in pants...
• And now...please welcome the slitheriest TV gameshow host...
• And now...here's a man who's a cut above the rest...
• And now...please welcome a man who has devoted himself to make the world a safe place for polyester...
• And now...please welcome the spokes person for the National Association of Scurvey Sufferers...
• And now...please welcome the international star of stage, screen and subway graffiti...
• And now...please welcome a man who's family put themselves up for adoption...
• And now...here's the guy voted most likely to get lost in a public library...
• And now...here's the man who thinks that an asteroid is a small bump on his behind...
• And now...here is a man who is the first computer date ever turned down by a computer...
• And now...please welcome a man who's grace and charm is exceeded only by his body odor...
• And now...here's the 2nd runner-up in the international zit popping competition...
• And now...please welcome the star of our show and the winner of the bigfoot look-a-like contest...
• And now...please welcome the only host in the history of televised gameshows to put himself to sleep...
• And now...please welcome the man whose mere presence causes pensoiners to break out into hives...
• And now...here is a man who put the 'ex' in excitement...
• And now...please welcome the great navigator of the world of gameshows...
• And now...please welcome a man who loves to toot his own horn...
• And now...please welcome a man who cam worn his way out of any situation...
• And now...please welcome the man chosen most likely to achieve absolutely nothing...
• And now...please welcome the most stylin' man on TV...
• And now...please welcome a man who loves the ants in his pants...
• And now...please welcome a man who's very happy to have a job, any job...
• And now...please welcome a man who failed correspondence college because he forgot the stamps...
• And now...please welcome a man with a body that defies the laws of science...
• And now...please welcome a man whose nose hair grows and inch a minute...
• And now...please welcome the record holder the the television host with the tallest hair...
• And now...please welcome a man who thinks that boxing day is a time you get to hit someone...

WINK YAHOOOOO!
 
 

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