The show always opens with a couple of drum beats, then the announcer (Mr. Voiceman) asks a question.  The answer to the questions always results in the studio audience screaming 'UH OH!!'.  Here are a few of the openings...
 

What do you say when.....

• the fried beans come back to haunt you during class?
• your pet rat escapes from your bedroom?
• they snap the school picture just as a nugget hangs out of your nose?
• your science project contaminates the whole school?
• your dog eats your neighbor's rose garden?
• you sneeze all over the vice-principal's face?
• you accidentally record cartoons over your sister's soap opera?
• you turn in your love notes instead of your math test?
• you blow the speakers on your brother's stereo?
• the chunks in your soup start to run away?
• the mousse you put in your hair turns out to be your father's shaving cream?
• you pass gas just as your teacher calls your name?
• your pet spider sneaks into your sister's underwear drawer?
• your mother finds your secret junk food drawer?
• your cat spits a furball into your father's face?
• the phone rings...and it's the principal?
• your team uniform shrinks 3 sizes in the laundry?
• your hockey puck puts a dent in your neighbor's new car?
• your parents reject your new theory on low grades?
• the big chunk in your omelet turns out to be your father's cell phone?
• you dog expresses himself on your history essay?
• you spill sauce all over your fancy white shirt?
• your best friends dream date asks you out?
• your best friend gets a pimple that waves and says hello?
• the whole class figures out it's your feet that smell like cheese?
• the 'E' on your math test does not stand for excellent?
• the thing at the bottom of your locker starts to grow hair?
• your teacher intercpets the note you're passing to your friend?
• your team loses the game because you struck out?
• that crunching sound under your foot is your mother's designer glasses?
• you're only one late slip away from being expelled?
• your cat shreds your father's new suit?
• you accidentally drop a raw egg on your mother's head?
• your goo ball misses your friend but pings off the teacher?
• your gym suit splits open on the balance beam?
• your stomach rejects the 5 pizzas you just stuffed down your throat?
• you drop your brother's toothbrush in the toilet?
• your mother catches you using her hair curlers on the dog?
• you turn in your love notes instead of your math test?
• your father finds your secret collection of late slips?
• your paper-plane lands on your teacher's head?
• your bug collection takes over the kitchen?
• you get a pimple that's bigger than your head?
• your dog poos in your father's shoe?
• you leave the window open at the car wash?
• a gorilla follows you home from the zoo?
• the fish in your aquarium grow toes?
• your lost report card turns up under your bed?
• you fart during assembly?
• you sneeze all over the referee's face?
• your hamster tosses itself into the salad?
• the dentist tells you that your teeth are furry?
• you clog up the only toilet at summer camp?
• you eat all the chocolates you were supposed to sell?
• you drop a stack of your mother's plates?
• your snoring takes over math class?
• you mix up the sun screen with the cottage cheese?
• you do the laundry and everything shrinks?
• your new kitten grows into a skunk?
• the mildew in your bathtub starts to glow?
• your stinky locker contaminates the whole school?
• your gerbil takes a swim in the gravy bowl?
• your foot odor becomes an environmental concern?
• your teacher finds the gum you stuck under the table?
• you get on the wrong bus and end up at the other school?
• your teacher recognizes the lyrics in your poem?
• the referee's son is on the other team...and you just flattened him?
• you end up deleting all of your mother's work files?
• you spill ice cream all over the new car's seats?
• you return your diary instead of your library book?
• you fall asleep during your history exam?
• you make it out of the pool...but your bathing suit doesn't?
• your football torpedoes through your neighbor's window?
• your cat leaves paw prints all over the new sofa?
• your new neighbor turns out to be the principal?
• your puppy barfs all over your mother's new dress?
• your dentist calls in sick and the janitor has to do your fillings?
• your dog makes a mistake in your father's best shoes?
• you find out that the rubber snake around your neck is a live Boa Constrictor?
• you discover you mixed up the toothpaste with your hair gel?
• you wash your father's car with sulfuric acid?
• you discover your pet worms have invaded your uncle's linguini?
• you accidentally drop your grandma's reading glasses into the strawberry preserve?
• you hit a foul ball into a hive of angry bees?
• you realize the dessert you're eating is actually your baby sister's pablum?
• you realize the tuna sandwich you're eating has been in your locker for a month?
• you bring your sister's coloring book to school instead of your homework?
• you knock over the snake tank at the pet store?
• your next door neighbor's cat falls into your paper shredder?
• you realize the new outfit you're wearing is inside-out?
• you find a cockroach family living in your fruit cocktail?
• you're caught spray painting the principal's car?
• your folks discover the video you rented wasn't PG rated?
• you discover your library book is four years late?
• you get caught using your brother's telescope to look at your next-door neighbor?
• you accidentally shred your mother's portfolio?
• you get caught looking at the booger from your nose?
• your microwave popcorn won't stop popping, even after you eat it?
• you realize the vampire biting your neck isn't part of a nightmare?
• your teacher catches you napping during your health class slide show?
• you accidentally drop your grandma's teeth into the toilet?
• they find your frog in the doctor's x-ray machine?
• you drop your rich uncle's anchor through the deck of his boat?
• you eat too many beans before a three hour exam?
• you realize that the pasta your eating comes from your dad's bait jar?
• your science experiment eats your neighbor's cat?
• you accidentally replace your mom's hair dye with green food coloring?
• you drop your ant colony in the middle of the cafeteria?
• the newspaper you're supposed to deliver falls into a mud puddle?
• your teacher catches you copying your best friend's homework?
• your baby-sitter catches you coming out of the tub wearing just a wash-cloth?
• you treat your mother's prize-winning roses with pancake mix instead of fertilizer?
• you realize the hair gel you've been using is really zit cream?
• your folks find you opening your Christmas presents in July?

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