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How can I put this in a ‘nice’ way…PEGASUS IS RETARTED! Here’s the story…
My friend and I were rping in chat as Aya, Brad, and Pegasus. We noticed that Pegasus had the same last name as Brad from Weiss Kreuz: Crawford.
We then came up with this story that Brad is Pegasus’ son.

Aya: Oh Brad…you’re so sexy.

*Pegasus bust through the door with his chainsaw*
* Aya gets out his sword, and is about to go after Pegasus*
* Brad jumps in the way*

Brad: Stop it Aya! He can’t help he’s special ed.!

The end…that’s how the whole thing started.

Pegasus became…challenged when he wanted the perfect hiding place for a super rare card, so he stuck it up his nose…which made him stupid.

Pegasus: MY NAME IS PEGASUS! I have moon rocks in my nose

Other things you should look for:

*It seems Pegasus doesn’t bend his knees when he walks, that’s why he has large steps and railings.
*He is never standing up unless two or more of his workers are in the area.
*(We know this is just censored, but it’s still fun to poke at) Pegasus thought the wine was fruit juice.
*He almost missed his mouth when drinking his ‘fruit juice’
*…Funny Bunny
*…Toon World
*When Pegasus had the meeting about taking Kaiba Corp. all the ppl did not move their mouth when they talked, showed no sign of movement, and they were all dark; therefor, they were all figments of Pegasus' imagination.
*When he was welcoming the players to the island, his guards were holding him up w/ a rope.
*The password was Pegasus for his computer. It is a rule of thumb not to make passwords that are of your name!
*The rabbit Pegasus sent to Seto's screen...enough said.
*He wears bright colors. so if he escapes he won't get hit by cars.
*The whit piece of clothing he has is really a bib.
*Pegasus Time: when the guard said the boat will leave in 30mins, it really left in 2mins. When Yu-Gi came back and said it has not been 30mins yet, the guard stated that Pegasus said it was time. Next, when the guard told them to meet in 4hrs, it only turned out to be 4 seconds.
*When Pegasus went to do paintings in Egypt, he was really coloring in a coloring book.
*How Pegasus play's the Duel Monsters: He has a chip in his ear that has one of his guards tell him everything.
*Why Pegasus can't find his girlfriend...she was just someone he made up.

Yu-Gi to Pegasus: What’s your name?

Pegasus: Pegasus…uh…um…MAXIMILLION! *Thus how WB changed the name*

Bodyguard: Pegasus-Sama, please give us a list of all the people coming to duelist island.

*Pegasus makes a bunch of jibberish noises*

Bodyguard: What’s that? You copied the names to the list yourself! Good job! You really do know more then how to write your name.

*The bodyguard reads off a bunch of the WB names*

Bodyguard: uh…Pegasus-Sama…I don’t think these are the proper names…

Pegasus: I Don’t know how to say those other names, so I just changed them…………duhhh my name is Pegasus!

Now for a story:

Brad Brings Pegasus to a fast food place on one of those child’s leash things. Pegasus wants to go into the playroom.

Brad: No Pegasus! Not until you finish your meal!

Pegasus gets free and runs up the slide tube.

Brad: Noooo! Come back here.

Pegasus gets stuck in the tube, so Brad tries to send people up to get him. Pegasus does not want to leave b/c he knows he will get in trouble by Brad, so he kicks everyone whom attempts to get him free.
Nothing is working so Brad calls over some construction workers from across the street, to use the machines to take the slide tube apart. They do so, but the crane drops the tube part Pegasus is in. The tube starts rolling down the street, and police chase after it. The chase then goes over TV as a police chase video. The tube hits Yu-Gi-Oh’s hair and bounces off all the way back to Brad. Pegasus crawls back out, and Brad puts him back on the leash.

The end for now.