*****CHAT UP LINES + CHARMING WORDS******

Many tried and tested by Chris Rosser..and he succeeds in pulling girls and me...he he.
If you got any good 'uns feel free to mail me them cos the luved starved of us need your help..he he. I shall not b held responsible if u peeps get slapped etc from using these...
he he he he he he he he he he he ...(sorry got carried away there!)

pick a number !("um...8")wrong,.sorry (every number is "wrong" )take your clothes off !!!"

*me*

where they at ?("where's what at..eh ?")your wings 'cos ur so beatiful you must be an angel

your beauty is like the mystery of the stars for i could gaze at you all night longfor the rest of my life

*chris*

hi....im a coin collector and i couldn't help noticing you hav a nice set of thrupeny bits

*dave*

I want to melt in your mouth not in your hands

Would you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

That outfit would look greta in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

Do you believe in love at first sight??? if not i'll walk by again

A woman/man asks "excuse me do you have the time?"
You ask "Do you have the energy?"

If i told you you had a beatiful body would you hold it against me?

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

Do you know what would look good on you? ME!

How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Can I borrow 10p ("what for ?") I want to call your mother and thank her.

My names (your name). So you know what to scream

All those curves and me with no brakes

If i told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

I lost my phone number? Can i have urs?

My face is leaving in 15 minutes....be on it!

my names (your name) , but u can call me LUVER!

your daddy must of been a baker, cos u've got a nice set of buns.

stare  at their shirt label ("what r u doin??") checking to c if u were made in heaven.

Can I have directions ?? ("to where???") ur heart!

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I 2gether

I miss my teddy bear......would u sleep with me??

thats a nice dress! can i talk you out of it?

i hope u know CPR , cos u take my breathe away!

(regard their outfit) Gee, thats becoming of u....if you wore me , i'd be coming on you 2.


*andy booth*