This page is a complimation of poems I did back in the days of form 1 + 2 when comprehensive had a not so nice affect on my lil head. I had a lil diary that was out of date so i covered it in nail varnish on those lonely days in my room and started writing these poems....
They are really very strange....i'm even scared by them and i wrote them...but i think every teenager goes through this phase i guess I'm a great example of someone who suddenly got out of deppresmentville and entered possitveness(and cheesyville obviosly he he )...it can be done if u believe...he he.. :)...Good Luck.
Enjoy my poems... if nothing else they should give u a good laff (I've never seen manda laff so much as she did when she read them.and thats saying something....he he . :))

Arse 1
You require the courage to do ,
What you must,
What has to be done!
For you to be happy
And live in a way
you deserve !!
You deserve better
but you aint gonna get it,
if you just stay sat
on your "fat arse".

Arse 2
Nevertheless, you haven't
really got a "fat arse".
but all those bitches !
Jealous of your infact,
incredibly
lush arse,
Want you to feel bad.
don't get mad,
don't cry or be sad,
cos then they win!
Just bend over

shuv your arse
in their so "perfect face" !
And say, can you see
any fat ounces on this arse,
To make this arse fat,
it needs to wobble,
does my arse wobble with fat
does my arse wobble bitch ?!
P.s. if they answer "yes" just smile sweety and fart !
then say ....."NOW see my arse wobble !!".

rewind + erase
there is so much i should of dun
god mun!
i just wanna go back
make it go away
change it!
make my life better today
life is just a big maze
I kinda lost my way
just rewind.....+ erase.

life is
we sit alone,
no one to phone,
all alone.
surrounded by beings,
all with feelings,
no-one to share mine.
not aware,
your pain grows,
they don't know.
life is ****
just me
if i was a bird i would fly,
fly so high,
i could squeeze the clouds,
circle the moon,
touch the stars.
if i was a sheep i would eat
eat all the welsh grass and
get almost killed by cars.
if i was a monkeyi would swing
swing from tree to tree,
scratch my armpits,
chomp bananas.
if i was a bee i would buzz
buzz all around the world,
sting all the nasty people and
make sweet, sweet honey.
But.....
i'm not a bird ,
I'm not a sheep,
I'm not a  monkey.
I am not a bee.....
I'm none of these things
cos.....
I'm just me.
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