Quotes

Here, I'll list some favorite quotes, whether they be from famous authors, TV, my cat (wait...I don't have a cat), or me!

• "You pokey little flab-biscuit! I must laugh at you! Ha!" - Il Piantissimo from Mario Sunshine
• "Grrr! Yes GRRR! That was not so bad! You are quick! Yes!" - Il Piantissimo
• "Don't touch my pom-pom, kupo! Why does everyone want to touch it, kupo? Pinocchio keeps trying to touch it, too, kupo!" - Moogle in Traverse Town from Kingdom Hearts
• "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business"
  "Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git"
  "Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor"
  "Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball" - The Marauders Map in "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban"
• "Wangoballwime?" - Harry asking Cho to the Yule Ball in "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire"
• "Does Hagrid get a wife? You think anyone would want to live with a man who breeds Blast-Ended Skrewts?" - JK Rowling from a chat transcript
• "Aaaaah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry...." - Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney, while he and Harry are doing work in Divination (Goblet of Fire).
• "Mr. Malfoy then saw an extraordinary apparition. Can you imagine what it might have been, Potter?"
  "No," said Harry, now trying to sound innocently curious.
  "It was your head, Potter. Floating in midair."
  There was a long silence.
  "Maybe he'd better go to Madam Pomfrey," said Harry. "If he's seeing things like --"
  "What would your head have been doing in Hogsmeade, Potter?" said Snape softly. "Your head is not allowed in Hogsmeade. No part of your body has permission to be in Hogsmeade." - Snape and Harry (Prisoner of Azkaban)
• "Maybe he's ill!" "Maybe he's left because he missed out on the Defense Against the Dark Arts job again!" "Or he might have been sacked! I mean, everyone hates him --" "Or maybe, he's waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the school train." - Ron, Harry, and Snape after they arrive at Hogwarts(CoS)
• "Wild! I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again...and again...and again..." - Ron at the Quidditch World Cup (GoF)
• "Fine. Go naked. And, Harry, make sure you get a picture of him. Goodness knows I could do with a laugh" - Mrs. Weasley about Ron and his dress robes (GoF)
• "Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret." - Ron
• "What's that?" "Bouillabaisse" "Bless you." - Ron and Hermione about the french food (GoF)
• "Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy." - Ron (GoF)
• "We have these digs at each other. Viggo will go on about Elves and how they're always doing their nails and brushing their long, blonde hair, and being all prissy. And I just say: Well, at least I'm going to live forever! Got that? LIVE FOREVER!" - Orlando Bloom

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