(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Hmm, standing next to Maelin. The possibilities...
(Bastard Players from Hell) Gorefest: that doesnt take much
(Bastard Players from Hell) Tomas Navarro: fancy them Azazael?
You encourage Azazael Illusione.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Don't talk. Act!
Azazael Illusione grins at you.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: Azazael fancies anything with legs
You tell Azazael Illusione: you know you want to :)
You tell Azazael Illusione: and you know we want you to ;)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Not you you little wally :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Kill him.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix runs off and hides behind Sera
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: Ill set my warrior on you!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: paralyse him at the very least
(Bastard Players from Hell) Sera Ookerton: we all ought to mourn him and then he kills him
(Bastard Players from Hell) Tomas Navarro: im very picky when it comes to who I fancys
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey sniggers
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: or silence, to make a point ;)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Yes, but then he'd think we were ganging up on him.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: So whos dying here?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Let's do it.
Alwin al'Laufey laughs at you.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Sera Ookerton: we are.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione laughs.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Sera Ookerton: maelin
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: Im up for that
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Ok, I'll have a go :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Wait, where are you?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: I'll come res.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: Ill su to my gittish char?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Sera Ookerton: You go run, leetle maelin, run! at Maelin.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: (and watch)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Hmmmm. Feel the love......
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: as long as you don't feel my love ... :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: It's only me and my 4 dusties and clouds at the mo....
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ekko Steelfire: dusties suck :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: Yeh, its true
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: only if you play your cards right
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ekko Steelfire: i killed poyat and his 3 dusties whilst darksighted :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione can't be arsed, I have to be off home shortly :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Well, how long do you think it'll take you? ;)
You tell Azazael Illusione: "Azazael Illusione can't be arsed" omg, the possibilities :D
Azazael Illusione laughs at you.
Azazael Illusione tells you: You dirty old git :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: He's idle for 10. Anyone coming to the Brown Islands? ;)
Sera Ookerton scolds you.
Sera Ookerton tells you: don't be so crude
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: That where he is?
You tell Azazael Illusione: old ? you want to get killed instead of maelin ? :p
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: He's *visible* and idle.
You tell Sera Ookerton: yes dear, sorry :(
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione nods happily
(Bastard Players from Hell) Sera Ookerton: brawl on the BI? :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: Can we steal his talker?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: I was wondering why it was so quiet on the assassins channel......
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: Shall i su to the thief?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Ok, votes here, does he get it inna face ot not?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: I vote yes, because it will be funny.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: DUDE
(Bastard Players from Hell) Sera Ookerton: aye.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Sure :o)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Boot to the head!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: I'll not even comment on that :P
Valkyr D'Phoenix grins at you.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Tomas Navarro: wait... are we talking about masterbation?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ekko Steelfire: its a bit mean while idle, if he idles out...
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: If he idles out, I'll personally mail him his inventory.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: Lets just steal him naked?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Sera Ookerton: take the talker!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Yes please!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: Anyone port my thief from the drum?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ekko Steelfire: what item is his talker?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: You tell Maelin: Gonna try and kill you now, nothing personal, but it's a popular request :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: lol
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: You killed Maelin.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: meanie :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Carino Risagallo: I'm a thief, what's his talker?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione waits for the contracts to roll in :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Sera Ookerton grins
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: No idea mate, but I owed him that from agggges ago :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ekko Steelfire: and now he idled out :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: so he got him just in time!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: I have no sympathy.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Tomas Navarro: you're just a bunch of bastards arnt you!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Really, if you idle while PK you deserve it. :p
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Yep. I always did have a wonderful sense of timing ;)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag: DING DING. Five points to Mr. Navarro.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: If he'd hidden, Iwoulda left him :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: no you wouldn't
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ekko Steelfire: lol
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: we wouldn't have let you
(Bastard Players from Hell) Tomas Navarro: Ooo, I get points :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Well, ok, I wouldn't, but it sounded good :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: I'm sat here with a vomiting corpse.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Sera Ookerton: poor sleeter :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Sera Ookerton: what did you do to him?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Ah yes. Lovely poniards
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: He .. um ..bought me Chinese food last night, in total defiance of my being onna diet?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: He was using them? Didn't notice personally :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Sera Ookerton: was it vegetarian chicken?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: No, it was chicken chicken.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Sera Ookerton: dear god.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: With chicken in.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Flurble: what exactly is vegetarian chicken?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Flurble: a chicken that thinks its a carrot??
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: One that's been fed nothing but corn?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Tomas Navarro: a waste of space
(Bastard Players from Hell) Flurble: nah, thats just corn-fed chicken
(Bastard Players from Hell) Sera Ookerton: according to the chinese by her, chicken is vegetarian
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: tofu carved to look like a chicken ?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Gorefest: a chicken wot sworn off all meat?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Flurble: nah, its still flesh from a once-living animal
(Bastard Players from Hell) Tomas Navarro: thats worse than vegetarians eating fish!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Sera Ookerton: no, real meat :P icky
(Bastard Players from Hell) Tomas Navarro: vegatables are icky.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Tomas Navarro: you can't beat a good piece of meat inside you
(Bastard Players from Hell) Sera Ookerton: true but we are talking about food.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Gorefest: you should know
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: of course you can't beat it when it's inside you
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: He's back.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: So I noticed :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Maelin tells you: Hello.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: You ask Maelin: Hi, how's it going?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Wise McNotthatunsexy grins
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: that's quite nice actually
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: HEADSHOT! :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Maelin asks you: Why did you kill me when I was idle?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Tomas Navarro: think I should point and laugh?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: You ask Maelin: Didn't you get the tell before I attacked?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Flurble: coz he was a sitting target?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: Best time, surely? When he is idle, he can't whine at you :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: "t maelin Why were you idle and PK in an unsafe area, ph00l?"
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Maelin asks you: No, I was idle seven minutes, not at my pc. Didn't you see the message
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey sniggers
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: You tell Maelin: 13 minutes actually :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: hmmn. You might get in bother for this if he thinks to go to a liaison :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: I wonder when the whining about this will happen on the assassins channel......
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione is enjoying this quite a lot actualy :D
(Bastard Players from Hell) Verloc: Assassins is quiet so far...
(Bastard Players from Hell) Flurble: am i just dense? what exactly is the problem?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Tomas Navarro: going idle means you're not allowed to be attacked Ded? is that in the rules?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Why, because he was an idle PK who didn't even bother to hids?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Sera Ookerton: nah they aren't allowed to get involved in pk stuff :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Let me know if there's whining on assassins or PK, I'll su. ;)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Hide even :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Well, according to Wodan, harassment doesn't start until you killed him at least 10 times or so.......
(Bastard Players from Hell) Sera Ookerton: me too!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Flurble: since when did you have to ask permission before trying to kill someone?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Tomas Navarro: creators can get involved in anything they feel like in my experience :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: Sera: They are if they consider it abuse :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Sera Ookerton grins.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Sera Ookerton: no, only if that person is harrassin :P one kill isn't abuse, its pk life
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: And I've seen people get majorly bollocked for killing idlers :P Albeit, that was about two years ago, when someone got suspended for killing someone who was idle :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Maelin asks you: So... why would you attack someone who's obviously not watching the MUD?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: You tell Maelin: Well, you were there, and I was encouraged by people to kill you. And no, I won't tell you who.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: You tell Maelin: Because you're a cunt ? :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Maelin tells you: Ah.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Tomas Navarro: Fish in barrels are the easiest to catch!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: i got press badge, thinking it was his talker, now i cant move it
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: Shouldnt have killed him, i wanted his inv :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Bottom line, he was utterly careless, and if he'd lost his inventory he would have had it coming. Perhaps he will be more careful now!
(Bastard Players from Hell) TGGM DeLaCroix: Yeah, those Press badges are bastards. ;-P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Maelin tells you: Thank you very much for being such a friendly person.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Sera Ookerton: i doubt it, this is teh second time :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: You ask Maelin: At least I'm being honest about it, would you rather I lied?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: WTF!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Maelin tells you: I'd rather you hadn't killed me at all.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Maelin tells you: Or perhaps waited until I was back on the MUD and had a chance to defend myself.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Ooh, seconds. :D
(Bastard Players from Hell) Verloc: hehe
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Maelin tells you: No, now I would like you to go and put your hand in a blender. Could you do that for me
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: If he does, and goes afk, you gonna kill him again? :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: sure, then hit him with the blender ;)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: You tell Maelin: Nah, I only do requests for friends I'm afraid :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: Its my turn!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Leave the poor boy alone :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Hey, he didn't ask you to turn it on, did he? :o)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: Everyone... on the count of 3, do 'sgo moose! moose' :-)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: 1
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: FWIW, Ryattenoki is currently in a crystal sphere on the beach of the brown islands.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: 2
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: 3
(Bastard Players from Hell) TGGM DeLaCroix wisps: What's with this hatred of Maelin anyway? Surelt he's not that bad.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Sera Ookerton twitches
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Hello TGGM, and he's not, he was there, I was there, I told this lot, and, well, nature took it's course :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: When he gets his pk status back lemme know :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded has only just stopped laughing from Maelin telling him to shut up on the talker...
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ekko Steelfire: mwahahaha, i didnt die and i was AFK :) getting scrambled egg :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Oh yes, egg.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione laughs
(Bastard Players from Hell) Flurble: what do you mean, get his status back? do you get a 5 min respite after being killed, or summat?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: PKs are NPK for a while after they're resurrected or raised.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Well, I have to be off for a bit, need to tidy the house, catch you all inna bit :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: No, you get a respite until you do something like attacking or some such.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione waves cheerfully.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Unless they do something aggressive which removes that protection.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: He's back :o)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: pk again?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Yep :o)
(Bastard Players from Hell) TGGM DeLaCroix wisps that he hates that NPK after death thing. It turns off all your talekr channels if you had the PK channel on.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Back in the killers list :o)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: Still on bi?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Here come's the bitching then :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Is he bitching?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Not a word yet.......
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Anyway, catch you in a mo, and I'll be checking the boards as well :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: What item is his talker?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey looks confused.........
(Bastard Players from Hell) Flurble: yep, still on bi
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Should I be heading back there?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione waves cheerfully
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: The killers here are Wise McNotthatunsexy and Maelin.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: Oooo
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: Dont kill him :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: why would we do that ?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Sera Ookerton: got to fly! literally!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: he wasn't idle now, no fun in that ;)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: he just walked into the book room :o)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: Anyone with a 400 ot.he bonus about?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: Er. I wonder/...
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: Oh. Wait. I do!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: I forgot!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: Ahh didnt see you :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: So... now that Maelin is up and about again, scrambled egg, on toast, not beside it, with crushed black pepper and tomato sauce.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: Where you hiding Ded?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: CWC :-)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: oh ffs
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: Im not -that- desperate :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ekko Steelfire: i had scrambled egg with cheese on toast with red sauce
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: I had nothing!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded is walking to teach at the t-shop stop :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: Ill just do this last shades regen and ill be with you :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Oh dear, here goes....... Maelin says: Ah. Hello, Alwin.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Keep us informed!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: ou say in Djelian: Hello Maelin
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Maelin asks: How have you been?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag: Ah. The old "I no speako the English!" plan!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Mental DeLaCroix laughs.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Flurble: this is the small-talk, right?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: You ask: Not bad. How's yourself?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: get some gloves, smack him in the face and challenge him to a duel! simpsons-style
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag: Ask him how he finds the weather!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Flurble: t maelin so, where are you going on holiday this year?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: You ask: Isn't it a cool secundus autumn's afternoon?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Maelin exclaims: Oh, not too bad. You'll never guess what Azazael did
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Maelin exclaims: Oh, not too bad. You'll never guess what Azazael did to me about half an hour ago!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: take the bet!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Flurble: you are joking, right?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag: That's impolite of him. Tell him.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ekko Steelfire: lol :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: you can't lose :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Mental DeLaCroix: t maelin oh dear he flashed you again in public?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Flurble: t maelin, guess? well, did he pull down your trousers and paint your balls with custard?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol chokes.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: tell maelin: So, he did it to you half an hour ago? Did you enjoy it? Did it make you drip with pleasure?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ellaron lirralorn: flashed maelin? or flashed at maelin?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Sachi d'Anarchist: Maelin says: My goodness, Alwin, you certainly are using that club badge a lot. Having a good ol' convo on one of your clubs, are we? That's nice.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: no, he poured hot wax on them :/
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag: HE'S ONTO US, FOLKS.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: Flurble: This is Maelin we're on about... you sure he has balls? :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Maelin says: My goodness, Alwin, you certainly are using that club badge a lot. Having a good ol' convo on one of your clubs, are we? That's nice.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Flurble: seriously?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Mental DeLaCroix grins.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Send me it in tells, I'll relay.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol beams.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: Everyone laugh at Alwin now, and lets see if Maelin gets paranoid? :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag: Done!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Mental DeLaCroix: you cannot see remote souls in a room anymore, ded
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag: Oh aye. Pity.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: You say: Well, good discussions are are, you know........
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: come on, keep us posted, I refuse to believe he has gone silent ;)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Mental DeLaCroix: are are, you joined Jolly Rogered?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Maelin asks: They certainly are. So, any more guesses about what Azazael might have done to me?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: Guess that Azazael turned him into a sheep then gave him scrapy? :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Flurble: go on, guess something. its clear he wants you to
(Bastard Players from Hell) Sachi d'Anarchist: Alwin al'Laufey asks: Well, from the state of your excitement, I'd say he slaughtered you, dragged your corpse away to the middle of the Circle sea and left it to sink. Is that close?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Mental DeLaCroix: t maelin no clue, but you look very pleasured
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: You ask: Well, from the state of your excitement, I'd say he slaughtered you, dragged your corpse away to the middle of the Circle sea and left it to sink. Is that close?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag: Can I give a suggestion, please?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag: Ah well, too late.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Maelin says: Mmm, closer.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag: Ooh baby!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag starts playing a saxomaphone.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Maelin says: THough I don't know what excitement you mean.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Mental DeLaCroix: t maelin fucking hell you bloody cunt just tell what he did and stop whacking around the bush. I get the desire to puncture your spleen with a hot pointy needle
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: I could come silence him ?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Maelin exclaims: I'm feeling rather calm!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ekko Steelfire: would it be unfair if i walked in and killed him? :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: on assassins guild grounds?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Not as far as I'm concerned. :o)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: But yeah, you'd get summarily inhumed.......
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: You get auto contract
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ekko Steelfire: that sucks :(
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: it'd be worth it ;)
(Bastard Players from Hell) TGGM DeLaCroix wisps: Those crossbow bolts sting a little. But it doesn't last long, they're pretty efficient. ;-P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: Rage him into one of the ass npcs? :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Sachi d'Anarchist: Goodnight!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Maelin asks: Must be, must be. Anyway, Azazael killed me when I was idle. I was considering mentioning it on Assassins, but then I thought, no, wait, somebody would probably just paste it to him and have a right old chuckle about it, right?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Mental DeLaCroix: they coded killer donkeys now?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Point out that he's not online.
(Bastard Players from Hell) TGGM DeLaCroix wisps that he is wondering what Maelin's point is. He seems to be trying to make one...
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: he's trying indeed
(Bastard Players from Hell) Mental DeLaCroix: isnt he always? Archeologists are still digging for it
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: The corpse of Maelin is on the ground.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag: Tell him the small talk is over.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag: Tell him the time to TALK STRAIGHT is NOW.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Why would he think you were in on this? :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Because I'm talking an awful lot into this badge? :o)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Mental DeLaCroix: maybe we can all tell maelin 'Dude, we are ALL in on this'?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Honestly, send me teh tells, I'll cut and paste. :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Of course, he wouldn't come out and say it outright...... :o)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: tell him every pk in bpfh was in on it, I wonder if he'd contract us all :D
(Bastard Players from Hell) TGGM DeLaCroix wisps: My guess is that he knows you're in this club and he also knows that he was denied membership to this club, so he therefore assumes you all hate him. ;-)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: That would cost a lot :P im 1500 alone :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag: Tie the Vatican, the Illuminati and the Zeta Reticulans in.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Not if he gets us all sanctioned.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: By Kitiana?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Alwin al'Laufey tells you: You say: Well, it's possible, of course. Or he could just have logged it and post it on the PK board.......
(Bastard Players from Hell) Mental DeLaCroix rofls.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: Doubt kit'd sanction us all :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Mental DeLaCroix: seeing she's in this club too :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Alwin al'Laufey asks you: You ask: What were you doing idling in the first place anyways?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Alwin al'Laufey tells you: You say: I figured it's basic PK sense to not idle in unsafe places......
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: why would we hate him ? he's providing us with great entertainment :D
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: I never get problems doing that?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Alwin al'Laufey tells you: Maelin says: I was organising a party I'm going to tomorrow with some friends. It was rather abrupt and took longer than I expected, you know, as such things do.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: But then... people seem to like me... fools :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Wise McNotthatunsexy scries Ded
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: Friends?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Alwin al'Laufey tells you: You say: Nonetheless. Always keep your char safe. At the very least, hide.
(Bastard Players from Hell) TGGM DeLaCroix wisps that he has never been attacked while idle, and has idled in places frequented by most players, ie. outside the Drum and the post office.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Apparently he has friends!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: on bi :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: I idle in public places too, of course most of them are in the sunken ship ...
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Alwin al'Laufey asks you: Maelin asks: Well, maybe so. Thanks for the advice, I will take it on board. It's good to have someone to trust, don't you agree?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol rofls.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Flurble: nah, his story must be a fake. he was prolly browsing porn and got distracted
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded rofls
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded rofls
(Bastard Players from Hell) Mental DeLaCroix: arent we all?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Mental DeLaCroix: ...
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Alwin al'Laufey tells you: You say: It sure is.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: Nah -- I can't imagine him being 'distracted' for 13 minutes... seconds... yes, minutes... no
(Bastard Players from Hell) Mental DeLaCroix: i mean, what was he thinking, the sick perv!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: I thought the mud was just for when you got tired of looking at porn ?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Flurble: isn't it the other way round?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: For some lucky people, the mud and porn combine.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Hello again all, what'd I miss so far?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag: People differ in their approach to this tricky problem.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: History, az :o)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: And it sure is History :o)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Chat Innocently: Mebbe we could combine porn and the mud?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: could mail you a log az ;)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Flurble: you may need a log file, its quite long
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: To here?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Mental DeLaCroix: i'm all for it Chat!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Alwin al'Laufey tells you: Maelin says: Indeed.
(Bastard Players from Hell) TGGM DeLaCroix wisps: I'll send you the (unedited) log if you like, Azazael.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag: Are you including our sarcastic comments?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Mental DeLaCroix winks seductively.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Chat Innocently: Post it on your website - would be easier for Them Wot Joined Late to read
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Oh, please do, sorry, please do, would be interesting to know, my email addy is in my finger info, I think :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: better take tggm's, my log contains loads of fighting spam ;)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Joined late? I instigated this, well, kinda...
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: Then everyone will know I'm mean :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Chat Innocently: (The log, not the porn, although please post that too)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: and I assume his doesn't :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Mental DeLaCroix: yeah, and Maelin can have a read as well then
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: So: Hello all from Maelin! :o)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Alwin al'Laufey tells you: Maelin says: My word, you do seem to be having the good club conversation, don't you? Say hello to everyone on there from me.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione laughs
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: t maelin HI MAELIN!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Mental DeLaCroix: 'greet maelin'
(Bastard Players from Hell) TGGM DeLaCroix wisps: Tell him I said hi. ;-)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag: Me too.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag: Oh, and send my regards to his family and friends.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Alwin al'Laufey asks you: Maelin asks: That's jolly nice of you. What's the good conversation about, anyway?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: May as well say hi from me as well, I know he'll appreciate it ;)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag: Tell him it was about Futurama.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: And jism.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag: Futurama is a really good programme.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Mental DeLaCroix grins.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Mental DeLaCroix: afk
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag: (That's a quote you can use to prove it)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: He'll appreciate that.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: just say pr0n
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: No. Tell him it was about goat prawn :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: he'll understand that
(Bastard Players from Hell) TGGM DeLaCroix wisps: Really good? Futurama is fan-bloody-tastic.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione laughs
(Bastard Players from Hell) Flurble: Maelin tells you: Why, hello Flurble.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol boggles.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: get the WAX ! :D
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag: (I wouldn't want you to quote things I haven't really said)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Is he moving about now?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: t maelin because hello, Maelin
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Nope, still here.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Mono: Who is making a log of all this? :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Between people, I meant. :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Flurble hides
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol has logs.
(Bastard Players from Hell) LilBlue has teh beginning but ..
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: I have it all
(Bastard Players from Hell) Flurble: there's a log, lil
(Bastard Players from Hell) LilBlue: cool P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: from us urging aza on to now
(Bastard Players from Hell) TGGM DeLaCroix wisps that he has logs of every moment he's online.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Alwin al'Laufey tells you: You say: Well, this, that and the other thing. Scrambled eggs and toast and assorted sillyness.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag: That's SCAREY.
(Bastard Players from Hell) LilBlue: us? we were blameless and innocent. Az acted alone.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag: What if the FBI find them?
(Bastard Players from Hell) LilBlue logs everything too
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag: And everything I've said in the last... one hour or so is for novelty purposes only.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Alwin al'Laufey tells you: Maelin says: Ahh, of course.
(Bastard Players from Hell) TGGM DeLaCroix wisps: Oh no, the FBI might find out that Azazael killed Maelin! You're in for it now, Az. ;-P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Flurble: tell him we're waxing Polleke's balls again, they've got hairy again
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag: In NO WAY does Pthag of Sandelfon endorse the views given in them.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione ponders passaging to the BI again...
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: You'd almost think he doesn't believe me!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Maelin has learned one thing - he's run and hid in the book room.
(Bastard Players from Hell) LilBlue: siriol! why do i have a cockroach popping out of my ear?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: That'll be me. Sorry. :D
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione laughs.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: I SPRAYED you with my BUG.
(Bastard Players from Hell) LilBlue: young lady, just wait til i get home
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Promise?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: Get a team of assassins, warriors and klatchian pizza and fear him into the street? :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) TGGM DeLaCroix wisps: I love those bugs, I'd forgotten I had one though. Must find it...
(Bastard Players from Hell) Chat Innocently: Mine's stopped spraying :(
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Hmmm, I thought I had mine on me......
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: I think I have an unused one in my vault...
(Bastard Players from Hell) LilBlue: yes :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) TGGM DeLaCroix wisps that he remembers getting a second one at some stage...
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: Fuck, hes talking to me
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Oh good. Means I don't have to pay attention anymore :oP
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: you tell Maelin Not in the mood for a chat
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: relay it to here!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: No, no, keep us informed!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Chat Innocently pouts
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Wow, all this from one little bit of encouragement :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: NO I heard you were looking for me what did you want to talk about
(Bastard Players from Hell) LilBlue grins
(Bastard Players from Hell) Valkyr D'Phoenix: If someone doenst warn him to sod off i will contrac his ass
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Yeah!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Uhm, I mean, yes, of course you could do that.......
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Hmm. Now, should I hunt him down again?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Always good for business. *nodnodnod*
(Bastard Players from Hell) LilBlue warns him off
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: I wouldn't want to encourage anything like that that whilst standing next to him.......
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey whistles innocently
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: In the book room......
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Aww, all I'd do is con him, after raising a few dusties and doomies...
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Wow, Alwin, that's quite the club conversation you're having there!
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione grins.
(Bastard Players from Hell) LilBlue: You tell Maelin: If you upset him, I will contract you :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag: That's what clubs are for, after all.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Ain't it just? :o)
(Bastard Players from Hell) LilBlue: and siriol, i haven't forgotten about these cockroaches :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: Whom was he talking about contracting?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: But you can't contract me, I'm NPK. :D
(Bastard Players from Hell) LilBlue: I am talking about contracting him if he upsets valkyr :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: are there any more people likely to react like maelin ? if so, let's go kill one of them ;)
(Bastard Players from Hell) LilBlue: I can come around your house with a wet haddock and slap you :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: Nobody reacts like Maelin.
Alwin al'Laufey laughs at you.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: He is One Of A Kind.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: I'll just kill him if he has a go at Valkyr :P
(Bastard Players from Hell) LilBlue wiggles her fish threateningly
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Thank the gods for that......
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Maelin being One Of A Kind, that is.....
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: I have to admit I wasn't expecting him to try and get us all to own up, this is great. :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: He's like a clockwork soldier, just wind him up, and away he goes :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: "Action Maelin, the greatest pillock of them all"
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol still hasn't had her scrambled eggs.
(Bastard Players from Hell) TGGM DeLaCroix wisps: Oh, Maelin's far from one of a kind in this regard. Just most of the people like him A) Don't go PK, and B) Don't last long on DW at all.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: You know, since he was telling Alwin about how he has friends IRL and everything...
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: ... one wonders why he doesn't just stay there.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Indeed......
(Bastard Players from Hell) TGGM DeLaCroix wisps: I assume that most of us have friends IRL. We still choose to come here.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: I also seriously do wonder why he just didn't walk up and asked if I was one of the people who encouraged Az to kill him......
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol: I think my point was, vaguely, that Maelin has none here.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag: Because it would be Very Rude if you weren't.
(Bastard Players from Hell) TGGM DeLaCroix wisps: Because Maelin likes to think he's being clever about things, Alwin.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: because you're scary alwin
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: well, for a 17 year old ;)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Flurble: what exactly is wrong with him?
(Bastard Players from Hell) LilBlue: I do have to go - plane and that wait for no women, but as a parting shot...
(Bastard Players from Hell) LilBlue: Maelin tells you: Now that's aside, how have you been? Just recently, I was thinking, I haven't had a chat with my good old friend, LilBlue, for ages! I wonder how she, my good friend, is going? Perhaps I should get in touch with her, my good old friend, and ask how she has been!
(Bastard Players from Hell) LilBlue: You tell Maelin: I doubt you were, but I am fine, thanks. Maelin asks you: So how have you been, old friend?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Siriol cackles.
(Bastard Players from Hell) TGGM DeLaCroix wisps: ROFL
(Bastard Players from Hell) LilBlue: Maelin tells you: Really? That's good.
(Bastard Players from Hell) LilBlue smiles
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ekko Steelfire: anyone know catscradle?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey laughs
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: oh my, getting desperate is he ?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: He is truly amazing.......
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: helped him rescue his corpse in the shades earlier ekko
(Bastard Players from Hell) Azazael Illusione: No, who is Catscradle mate?
(Bastard Players from Hell) Pthag says in an Austrian accent: Zer Maelin has a fixatsion on zer phrase "My good friend".
(Bastard Players from Hell) Alwin al'Laufey: Mind you, it's getting tempting to just whap him over the head saying, 'Yes, we did it, you arse'
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: but other than that I didn't know him before
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ekko Steelfire: me and sined found a load more stuff on his corpse, so i have it, sticking it in my vault
(Bastard Players from Hell) LilBlue: maelins? tell him and hand it over :)
(Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: logging off, so my log stops here ;)