1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
the time. I know
where my watch is pal, where
the heck is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet
is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to
search the entire
room
for the tv remote
because they
refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have
your cake and eat it
too".
Freaking right! What good is a cake if you
can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last
place you look".
Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep
looking after you've
found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did
you see that?"
No loser, I paid $15 to come to the cinema
and stare at the
freaking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't
really give me a
choice there, did you
sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved"!
Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been
something before it.
8. When people say "life is short." What the heck??
Life is the
longest
stupid thing anyone ever
freaking does!! What can
you
do
that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and
someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would
I be standing here,
stupid?
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