A CELEBRITIE INTERVIEW WITH A CELEBRITIE
Im freinds with Cap'n Cruch and your not SO, recently I did a interview with Cap'n Cruch. Heres how it went Me: Hi capn hows it going Cap'n: I need an adult Me: Can I interview you Cap'n: ok Me: What would you do If A werewolf attacked you Cap'n: Id be all like "well shiver me timber you need a bowl of Cap'n Crunch" Me: And if he killed you Cap'n: Are you threating me Me: youd better off. Cap'n: Die Me: ffwwooohhhaaa (and i kick ed him in the stomach) So after I was done kicking his ass I was All like "got milk" becuase He has a cereal and all so I left cause i had to pee
My Interview With "Gerid" This is my interview with the fat guy from subway who lost thirteen poound. Me: so your name is Gerid, A Bill: No, Im bill Me: but you used to be the fat subway guy named gerid, A Bill: no, Ive never even eaten at subway Me: But you lost 290 pounds thanks to 7 sandwitches a day with 52 grams of fat, A Bill: No, Ive never even weighed 290 pounds. Me: So thanks to subway you are now negitive weght, A Bill: get the ---- away Me: You dont want none off this, A Bill: Fine ill lea ve Me: Die, A So I kicked his ass
