A STORY  ABOUT THIS ONE TIME AT I WAS STUCK AT SCHOOL FOR LIKE 3 HOURS AND I WAS HUNGREY AND THE CANDY MACHINE WAS  ALL CLOSED UP I I WANTED TO EAT SOME FOOD (CAUSE I WAS HUNGREY)

it sucked, this one time at school i was supposed to stay after and eat at the stupid barbaque thing (i like barbaque, just not hotdogs, eminem or instant messanger).  So after school me and my some other people were all like "lets go down to the old school and see our old teachers". so we did. When we got there we went in and some Yard duty person was all like "hey, you get out, now because im digruntaled cause i make minimum wage amd i only have  to work half the year andi drive ian old yellow car"  So we went to the office to get a vistior pass and the secretary was all like " hey get out, i make minimum wage too and i drive a green car" so we left and were walking down the outside halls the princible was stalking us and we looked in this window and he said "hey keep it moving, i too am  disgruntled and drive a yellow truck and make minimum wage" so we sat down for like 15 minutes.  Then the bell  rang and we went in the school to see our old terrets filled science teacher and when we got there. Geuss what we found out,  She has a cell phone.  And i told her i thought she was too poor to afford a phone.  Dont worry though, im sure it was a magnet.   THen we went to our evil math teachers class. she cant teach and i tried to get on the internet and she said it was out through the whole school, so i was all like "ok ill just get on anyway"  and i got on. and i was going to show my stupid friend my web site but ofcourse  he left (possibly to go some where and get potatoe chips)  So my former math teacher was all like ok get off i need to check my mail.  But dont worry, i dont think anybody e mailed her.  So then after i was all like " i hope it rains" cayse if it rained the band didnt have to do the field show. and im real lazey.  So we went back up to the high school and walked around until we saw tara and chris.  And  tara had this really big flag.  I think the flag was blue.   and they were all like chasing us (actually they wew running i just stood there cause i was too lazey to run)  then they were all like where are you going, and we were all like " were trying to go to subway but we have to tell my mom cause  she thinks we are just going to stay at the school." but the phones were broken so we couldnt call. So we were in this room wit a couch (the couch was orange) And there was this kid out side and i was watching him and he kept pissing me off, he was sing That annoying limp bizket song break stuff, So i wanted to hit him and his pants were all sagging and tat pissed me off more. So then after i got done being all pissed off we went to the stipid freshman barbaque. The middle of the hot dogs were orange.  But the bread was really good.  I loved the bread.  After that it didnt rain so i had to play my instrament (which i hate because i hate eminem)  I was really hungrey, i ate out after, it was at like 11 though.  I think our school lost the foot the foot ball game, i dont know, and i really dont care either.  Im done talking cause im tired of talking and i want to eat some food.  Just remember eminem likes to peirce his ears for fun

Ahh kill it kill it,  the killer dogs are playing poker,  isnt that scary, huh huh huh, shut up

Ahh now the dogs are playing pool, what next taking over the world (or a defenseliss country like canadia)