GYM is my friend and i have to make a page about him because he gave me some pizza crust

It sucked i was all hugrey and gym had some pizza crust he was eating and i was all like "hey gym give me some pizza crust and ill make a web page about you" so he said yes and i was  all eating my pizza crust like "ummmyummmummyummmahhhhhhh droooll ahhh ummm" man it was good ummmyummuymymym drool.  I also ate a pretzil. it was good.  Gym used to have a bob dylan shirt. it got lost.  I hate cherrios.  But i like cinnomen toast crunch. everybody loves cinnomen toast crunch.  Exept kelly. hes stupid.  It was a good pretzil i ate thats why im gunna dedicate another page to the pretzil i ate (cause it was good).  Really good.  My teachers name is mr t. because his first name is tom. so his name is mr t. he said i pitty da' foo today and i pitty da foo who dont pass this class.  Montel turned into a rikki lake type of sho which turned into a jerry springer type of show.  Montell was all like on the next show. and they showed a clip of it he was all like shes carrying his babie.but his he her brother.  I want another pretzil.  Gym likes metallica.  Im sure he likes pretzils too. every body likes pretzils. even kelly. julia has perscri[tion shoes. im watching rikke lake.  and eating a pretzil ( i microwaves it) but its not as goood as the pretail i ate earlier. exit

Mel gibson likes to act like an idiot, not a yummytastic pretzil. i dont have any pictures of gym (or the pretzil) so i put mel on here so you will know what gym (and the pretzil) dont look like

thats me eating the pretzil. but im not  a stupid drunk

Gym doesnt look like this either. good thing