Montell Jordan (and/or Williams, i dont know the  difference, shut up) has a tv show

This page is about Montell Williams and/or Jordan, I cant tell, i dont the difference.  I especially dont care eother, but if the foo touches my candey corn, ill throw a rock at him then run.  But eventually i will controll the weather. If a foo controlls it berfor me. Ill throw a rock at him.  Then take his weather coltroller then run. actually i think ill  do that. thats a lot easier. cause im lazey. I run him over with my couch, which will eventualy have a motor abd weels, to run people over with.  But i was watching Montell, it was pretty wierd,  It is also gradually turning into a jerrry springer like rikki lake did.  Ohpra is the only "real" show.  Too bad it sux to.  HAHAHAHAHa. EVIL.  Evita is a cool movie.  Antonio Bandaras sings in it,  so go and rent it now,  or dont if dont want to waste 3 bucks.  Or if you were going to rent a porn, rent evita instead.  Who says madonna cant get your Jollys on (disturbing, eeererererer, vomit)  But if i had to choose my rock throwin skills over my beef jerky, id throw a rock at you and steel your beef jerky.  remember that next time you have beef jerky.  I could be in your house right now (i probley am, stealing your stuff).  Im probly taking a pee, so watch out. Im getting pretty pissed at your incompetent boobery.  SO im going to leave now.

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Today is a nice day...TO PAINT BABIES
HAHAHAHAHHA  EVIL

Please dont vpther me, im reading porno on the can

I dont want to keep writing cause im lazey

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Errrr. Im an ugly drunken midget. BOO-HAAA