I ate a really good sandwich one time so now i am making a page about it (possibly because the  sandwich was really good)

I was walking home one time, and i decided to go get some food.  so i did.  I went and got a sandwich and it was reel good. but enough about the sandwich. We all no what i want to talk about...The Pretzil.  And you know why, because im the boss apple sauce (im just kiddinbg the pretzil is way better than apple sauce).  But i dont really like that show Total request live because i hate it.  I dont really care what people wnat to hear.  Or what carson has to say, I dont think anybody does. I dont know, and i dont care either, because im smart pop-tart. and  you are not a food product like so many think you are.  But enough about the pretzil (it wasnt that good anyway.)i know what every one wants to hear. aabout pop-tarts. every one loves pop tarts, but not those dumb blue, rasberry or strwberry ones.  Every loves the good ones like cinnomen and fudge, but thats about it, cause no likes smores.  BBBBLLLLAAAAHHHH. THey taste like vomit,  I hate thowing up in my mouth,  Its all burning and nastey tasting, kinda like vomit. Then you have to brush your teeth and it still stays.  But every one loves mel gibson, exept when he gets mad at you for stalking him, then he is mean.  But its all in good fun.  I really hate it when there is no food in my house.  I need poptarts. but i dont have any...rats.exit

This would be me if i bowled. Exept i would bowl a perfect game cause im that good if i played

This would be me if my head was a donut as you can see i would pick at it because im so scrumdidalyumtous

Boo haha. Im not in color so it is clear i am scary.

I couldnt think of any  cocky pharses to put here so :

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