I like to buy dumb thingys from John Shaft for $4.50

I bought a death rope thingy from shaft (Nick).  shaft is black and i think had an afro, Nick is pastey white and has an afro,  so he is john shaft.  Shaft always ended up in a hot tub with "sexy ladies" in the end.  Nick has a super man shirt, I think, i dont pay attentiom to much.  !!!SUPERMAN SUCKS!!!  Shaft has a theme song buy some guy.  Nick has a brother. shaft kills the bad guys.  Nick once ran over a kid with his car. As you can planely see, nick is just like shaft in every way, other than nick is white.  We were selling lanyards (death ropes) in band,  we were supossed to sell them for 5 dollars, i tried to buy one for 4 dallors, he said no, evil.  So after a few days shaft approched me and said five dollars, i said four fifty and, and he actually sold it to me, sucka,  just like this one time on Just Shoot me on NBC whenThis chick met this lesbian model and Finch set them up then the non lesbian chick found out what he did, so she told him she was a lesbian and told Finch He could watch if he wanted but he had to do all this crap first, then she said that the lesbians wernt gunna do it, and finch was sad.  !!!I GOT A DISCOUNT ON A DEATH ROPE (LANYARD).  Nick wont sell me anymore death ropes for a discount.  i wouldnt buy one anyways, i only bought the other one because i wanted to buy it for four fifty,shut up.  Whos da man, shaft da man

This is Shaft (nick) kickn' the poo put of them bad guys, nick doesnt have a leather jacket, he has a cat

Whos the man, shaft the man

Me:   He's one bad motha
Sexy Ladies:   Shut Your Mouth
Me:   But im talkin' bout Shaft
Sexy Ladies:   Shaft

Now Nick is swin' from a rope to get the bad guys cause hes shaft...no one beats...ever.