Mr T'stir rollar coaster in funland
This is my rollar coaster of pittyness foo. i can take it easy can you foo. I eat plenty of bacon to make yummyness. dont touch my pillows foo they my pillows. You drink yo' malk fooo. My cats name is jinngles foo. it drinks malk to get stromg. i made my cat wrestle another cat. The other cat was crazy. It ate my cat. poor foo. IT was sposed to pitty ugly cat, ugly cat pitty my cat. The ugly cat was botherin' them poo' foo's at the ymca. Theam ugly stupid kids cant learn or get strong off malk cause that stupid cat scared them away from their malk and books and bacon and pillows. so i built this "rock-n-roll er coaster. Them poor foos spend three minutes under water to learn about sea life (most the kids are ugly so i hope three minutes under water will stiop them from being so ugly). then they jerk around the tracks a few times. (i thought whiplash would make them necks stroner). Then they fall 700 feet (they sound funny falling that far). But i pitty the foo who touch my gold. I hid it on a island. And no im not a pirate. I just go around in a boat and steal gold then burry it. Pirates are different. they do all the same exept they wear fruity clothes. (i wear spandex, theres a difference). You ever seen that flick "boiler room" I only saw that peice of foo movie cause i thought they was going to boil some pitty foo turky.and i lllooovvvee turky. I wish a had a big slap of turky. i go get some now I LEAVE NOW.
I pitty you