I ate a really good pretzil today  so im making a page about it

I ate a reelly good pretzil and man it was good. I just wish i had a nother one.  I am evil homer i  am evil homer. that was a good episode.as good as the pretzil.  But you cant eat the show.  Or canb you.  But i hate the small crunchy ones.  they suck, you never eat them. you only eat them when you are watching leathal weapon 3. not 1, not 2 or 4. they are the good ones. but you never watch three...ever.  thats why you can eat small crunchy crap pretzils while watching it.  but dont ever watch it...ever.  Judge judy is being scary.  I want the pretzil.  I drank a soda earlier.  And i was talking to larry mcnally on instant messanger (which i still hate eerrrrr).  I have a cat.  I think larry has a cat too but im not sure.  Gym has a cat.  I get to eat subway now.  awsome-tastic-rip-roaring-cat-tastic-yum.  Jibberbberish.  But it was a good pretzil. real good.  im tired. i get to sleep tomarro.  But im not going to eat  pretzils tomarrow. i am evil homer. i hope that episode is on later. du du du du thias is the story of the hurricane du du du du the man the . jibberbberish. my cousins have a cat toooo.  Ones name is awsee-tastic and the others name is galamager. pretzils rule!!!

Why are you on a lot of the pages. your not even a pretzil get out of my house applesuace

This is me eating the pretzil again. yum yum yum i  say.   but i dont look like an ugly lesbian

OOHHHH...whats you talkin' bout willis. I like tacos.  Crazey foo

I am evil regis.   I like to paint babies as does my insane human counterpart.  BOO haha evil. I am evil regis i am evi regis not evil homer