Yun: Oh ****! **** **** **** **** ****!
Yang: Ni-san, you’d better be careful of what you say, Rox-chan might kick you out.
Yun: *Whine* But I can’t find that bloody thing!
Yang: *Sigh* I’ll get you a new one.
Yun: Never mind, I hated to write in that thing anyway.
Yang: Guy’s letter is in there. If you don’t find it, we’re done for.
Yun: Yeah, in deep shit.
Yang: Ni-san...
Yun: OK OK OK OK! I’ll stop the crude words already!
Yang: ... ...
Yun: YEAH RIGHT! If that’s the case, I might as well be the next Yang clone!
Yang: Ni-san!
Yun: *Chuckles* Okay okay!
Yang: ... ...If that’s the case, why did you ever keep a diary anyway?
Yun: Of course it’s because Rox wanted me to...
Yang: You could always say no.
Yun: To a girl? Nah.
Yang: What if Rox was a guy?
Yun: Weeeeeell...
Yang: What if I told you Rox is a male?
Yun: Errrrrrmmm... *Scratches back of his head*
Yang: Well?
Yun: Tough question, otto to-chan... *Sheepish grin*
Yang: *Taps foot*
Yun: Oh yeah, did you know that the Weiß kreuz section is up?
Yang: Hai.
Yun: Lookit all the bishonen!
Yang: ...Ni-san, sometimes I wonder...are you gay?
Yun: Maybe! *Grins mischievously*
Yang: *Sweatdrop*
Yun: What’s wrong, otto to-chan? *Simpers flirtatiously*
Yang: *Bigger sweatdrop* Nothing.
Yun: Oh I see...you want to indulge in incest?
Yang: *Even bigger sweatdrop* ... ...
Yun: *Drapes arms around Yang’s neck, breathes gently into Yang’s ear*
Yang: *Blush* Ni-san, I’d rather not...
Yun: Not in public? Oooooh, you’re so thoughtful, ne?
Yang: *Decides to play along* At least my room is much more comfy, aniki
Yun: Ooooooh, you’re getting into the mood, ne, koi?
Yang: You had no idea how long I’ve been waiting for this...*Reaches hand under Yun’s shirt*
Yun: Ooooooh, that’s nice.
Yang: *Whispers into Yun’s ear* I can’t wait...
Yun: Reeeeally? Let’s see what an animal you are! *teasingly fiddling with Yang’s buttons*

***
Meanwhile, just beside the twin’s room...


Yohji: Hah! I knew it! I knew it! Those two are lovers!
Aya: Why do you care?
Yohji: Ooooooh, Aya, are you JEALOUS?
Aya: What for?! *Sounded a little frustrated*
Yohji: Oh, don’t tell me you like me too?
Aya: Chi... chigau yo!
Yohji: Mo~ aishiteru Ran-chan!
Aya: So ja naku te~! Urusen dayo!
Yohji: First time I see your face so pink, Aya darling!
Aya: *Storms out of the room*

Yohji doubles back in laughter...

***

Yun: ...I thought I heard something?
Yang: Must be your imagination.
Yun: Yeah. Must be. I heard Yohji.
Yang: I thought he’s supposed to be on a mission now?
Yun: Who cares? I have you... *Holds back a chuckle*
Yang: *Smirks mischievously* So do I...
Yun: MUAH.
Yang: You’re so loving.
Yun: *Covers mouth in bouts of giggles* You think so?

***
In another side of the room...

Duo: How could he?! *Whines*
Wufei: Omae o korosu! *Cracks knuckles*
Duo: Yun...
Wufei: Betrayal’s the most unjust thing in the universe! Incest is worse!
Duo: Yun...
Wufei: Y-A-N-G youaregonnagethellshitfrommeandyou’lldiebymyhandsIswear!
Duo: Yun...
Wufei: Iswearyou’llreallygethellshitfrommeandthatyou’llneverseethedayanymoreyoufool!
Duo: Yun...
Wufei: SHI-NE!
Duo: Yun...

***

Yun & Yang: Ahhhhhhhhh Cheeeeeeeew! *Sniff*
Yun: Someone’s talking bad about us!
Yang: Who cares, aniki?
Yun: Yeah, most probably I forgot to cover us up with the blankets that’s why.
Yang: Come closer aniki...
Yun: Koi...

***

~Owari~
PS: Forgot to tell you ppl to get a barf bag first... ~_~