A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons
or prior experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into
motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the
blonde
begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a
firm
grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but
she slides
down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to
try and
throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled
in
the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves
as her
head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away
from
unconsciousness when to her great fortune, the WalMart manager sees
her and
shuts the horse off.