Rating: PG-13 (language)
What to Expect: N/A
Disclaimer: If you're offended by this, then I'm sorry, but I really needed to get this off my
chest.
Okay, I'm going to be blunt. I'm not going to demand that you be legal age in order to read
these stories, because I'm not legal age myself. That's right, I'm a gay male 15-year-old from
the Middle of Fucking Nowhere, Canada.
This may shock you as to how I became so graphically aware of the situations in this website.
I may be young, but I know what I want.
That is why there are quite a few underage relationships in my stories. I write better if
I can connect with their age.
Also, like most writers, my stories are a representation of my inner feelings at the time I am
writing them in. I just got over a bad relationship, so they might be kind of morbid for a
while.
And, yes, I am still a virgin, technically. But I've read and heard enough about it to be able
to write about it relatively well. Right now I am suffering major relationship depression.
Not just because of the last guy, either.
Right now, I am torn in a decision between two guys. The problem is that I don't know if either
one of them are gay. One barely says the word "Gay" and the other is slightly homophobic.
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!! My life is turning into one of my stories. ANGST!
I'm going to set the record straight now. The problem with the gay issue is that they have such
a stereotyped image. Everyone KNOWS that gay guys wear tight shirts and pants, have earrings
and noserings and any other kind of rings that work their way into your minds, talk with lisps,
shave their body hair, and act overly feminine.
The reason everyone thinks this is because the tight-shirted, earinged, lisping, shaved, girly
wusses get all the publicity. If someone famous like Eminem turned out to be gay, that would
slightly change the image. Does he fit the gay stereotype? NO!
I wish that some normal gay people (like me) would get publicity. (One of my boyfriends told me
this) If you look at me, talk to me, you would never believe that I was gay (Maybe that's why it
's so hard for me to find boyfriends). However, if you got to know me, and I decided that I
would like to initiate a relationship with you, I would probably bring up the gay issues
subject.
If you were totally against gays (flowery, pansy-ass, girly fags), I would ask you if you
thought that I was gay. Answer's the same every time. "No way, man!"
Well, guess what you stupid prick? I'm gay. Those that think I'm joking usually get kissed for
their trouble (with as much feeling as I can put into kissing someone that I like but who hates
me). That convinces them.
The one's who say that they're just more people and shouldn't be treated differently, I'll
announce that I am gay and that 'I hope you're not disturbed by this, but I kinda like you'.
For those of you that have seen "Tomorrow Never Dies", 'Gupta's Law of Creative Anomalies' (If
it's too good to be true, it probably is), does apply to people. My own 'Too Straight To Be
Straight' formula, has worked several times (remember 'Cruel Intentions'?). It even started one
of my relationships.
I'm not going to tell you not to be prejudiced, because I myself am prejudiced against all the
gays that are ruining our image (why can't they just act like normal people, for christ's sake?
They'd go through way less shit). So I'm going to tell you not to be stereotyped. Be
open-minded. You don't know when one of your friends will tell you that they're gay.
Summery: Just a mild rant. Nothing lemony about this sucker.