Ode to Obi-Wan #Whatever

College Sucks

Inspired by a day at Highline Community College

 

College sucks

I hate it so much

I’d love to leave

Right around…

NOW!

 

Obi-Wan (younger kind)

How about rescuing me?

I am so tired

And my head hurts.

Just come and get me

I beg of you!

 

I promise not to yell

Or even scream

(As long as you come on time)

Or throw heavy objects

(Unless you don’t come at all)

 

I’ll pay cash

I can promise that

(I only have $2.73 with me now

Is that okay?)

Please hurry,

My heads gonna explode.

 

I feel a mental breakdown

Coming on.

Don’t make me

Hurt you.

Because I can…

I am a better Jedi than you!

 

Just hurry up

And come down here

To HCC (My school)

I’m the one asleep in the Library.