WHAT WAS GEORGE LUCAS ON WHEN HE NAMED STAR WARS EPISODE 2, ATTACK OF THE CLONES??? That has to be the lamest, stupidest, most retarded title on the planet, and should not be associated with the greatest movie EVER. Was George Lucas high? Was he in the midst of a hangover? Is he senile? Was it a clone of George who has half the brain cells? I have no idea. Reagdless, it stilll pisses me off.

The Drug theory: Maybe he was high. The halluciantions commanded him to name this next Star Wars prequel Attack of the Clones. He may have been at a rave, and took too much crack. Inevitably he came home so high he collasped on the ground rambling "Attack of the clones." You are too old for raves, George--go play shuttle board with the other old people.

The Hangover Theory: You have to stop have vodka martinis shaken, not stirred. I am willing to bet not even James Bond could think coherantly after drinking that many of those. Just because you are a super popular director does not mean you can party like that. However, I am willing to believe James Bond could have came up with a better Star Wars title...while twice as drunk.

George--You are so sinile--just give Lucasfilm to me.

The Clone theory: some stupid Trekky was building a Lucas clone ever since Star wars made Star Trek look like amatuer actors with costumes that look like they came out of a tub of Play-Doh, and the local Value Villiage. While that may be true, that is no reason to sabatage Star Wars. To make Star wars look completely dumb, this trekky kidnapped Lucas, and replaced him with Lucaas, his clone (If you read the Thrawn trilogy, you'd get the joke). So, it was Lucaas at the press confrenece, and it was some stupid trekky's idea to name Episode 2: Attack of the Clones.

I think that is the most logical answer personally...