Scene 1 The Death Star

Vader:  This Death Star sucks.  Sure, its big, but ugly.  As I recall, there are sopssed to be peace signs in neon orange and green on the walls, and a purple ring around it.  Why does it look so crappy? Commander Jerrijod:  The painters came by yesterday, but they left the paint behind.  They promised to be back next Thursday. Vader:  Dammit!  Cheap help is such a pain to find. Commander:  I am sorry, my lord. Vader:  Sorry my ass.  You get to explain this to the emperor when he comes. Commander:  What?! Vader:  Oh.  I must have forgotten to tell you.  The emporer is coming to monitor your progress, since you appear to be too incompetant to do it yourself. Commander:  I'll double the efforts, no, I'll triple it.  No more vacations, 24 hour work days! HA HA HA!!!  (commander turns hysterical, and passes out) Vader:  Get up, you have work to do.  Start with getting my Tickle me Elmo, and my Chicken McNuggets. (kicks the commander) Dammit! Commander:  What? Vader:  Get to work.  The emporer doesn't accept bribes like I do.